It’s another ‘Game of Thrones’ spoiler that is making me FREAK OUT over here.

I am trying to not hyperventilate about this Game of Thrones spoiler, butohmygodpleaseletthemmeetandthenmakethemkisspleasepleasepleasepleaseple

now-kiss

Carol Burnett is returning to TV and Amy Poehler is the one bringing her back and this is exactly the kind of news we could all use these days. It’s a comedy about a family who buys the house of their dreams — but they have to live in it with the current owner, an older actress played by Burnett, until she dies. Yes to all of this.

In other development news:

Here is a long interview with Joss Whedon that is really interesting, but obviously the most important takeaway is that he ships Spike and Angel.

Freeform canceled Guilt, that show loosely based on Amanda Knox and that had Billy Zane just marching around, chewing the scenery like it were a ham sandwich. It could have been a fun guilty pleasure, but instead it was a boring slog. Adios, mofo.

America’s Next Top Model will return to VH1 on December 12, but it doesn’t matter because Tyra is not involved so it is dead to me.

Bryan Cranston just said that a familiar face will be appearing on Better Call Saul next season and I bet it’s that guacamole waiter.

 

Here is the teaser for Netflix’s Obama movie, Barry, in which Barack Obama is somehow even more handsome than he is in real life:

Gretchen Carlson is going to testify before Congress about forced arbitration as related to her television contract, but it’s a huge problem in many many industries. Go girl.

Aww, Pam and Judd from Real World: San Francisco just celebrated their 15th wedding anniversary. Reality TV can lead to true love (just as long as it doesn’t happen on camera).

Donald Trump was awful again, Chapter 1,928,989,443.

WATCH THIS

Saturday Night Live: Tom Hanks & Lady Gaga 10:30 p.m., Saturday, NBC

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Uh oh, now Dolores and Jacqueline are at it. 7 p.m., Sunday, Bravo

Westworld: The Man in Black makes a “significant” discovery. 8 p.m., Sunday, HBO

The Walking Dead: We’re finally going to get some closure. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Sunday, HBO

Friday

Great Performances: Hamilton: A look into the hit musical and the history behind it. 9 p.m., Friday, PBS

Black Mirror: It’s the best, creepiest series about the terrors of technology and it is back for a third season. Netflix

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend: Uh-oh, Paula is starting to realize that maybe Rebecca and Josh aren’t right for each other after all. Season premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

Vampire Diaries: Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

High Maintenance: This little show certainly turned out to be a better buzz than I had expected. Season finale. 10 p.m., HBO

Late Night: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Matt LeBlanc, Joy Bryant, Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton, Wyclef Jean Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Robin Lord Taylor, Patti Labelle

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Last Man Standing
(new)
Dr. Ken
(new)
Shark Tank
(new)
20/20
(new)
CBS MacGyver
(new)
Hawaii Five-0
(new)
Blue Bloods
(new)
CW The Vampire Diaries
(new — PREMIERE)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
(new — PREMIERE)
Local
FOX Hell’s Kitchen
(new)
The Exorcist
(new)
Local
NBC Straight Talk with the Candidates
(new)
Dateline NBC
(new)

 

SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football: Ohio State at Penn State
(live)
News/Local
CBS MacGyver
(repeat)
NCIS
(repeat)
48 Hours
(repeat)
News/Local
FOX College Football: Oklahoma at Texas Tech
(live)
News/Local
NBC Superstore
(repeat)
Identity Thief News/Local Saturday Night Live
(Tom Hanks & Lady Gaga)

 

SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
Once Upon a Time
(new)
Secrets and Lies
(new)
Quantico
(new)
CBS Football
(live)
60 Minutes
(new)
NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)
Madam Secretary
(new)
Elementary
(new)
FOX The Simpsons
(repeat)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
The Simpsons
(new)
Son of Zorn
(new)
Family Guy
(new)
Last Man on Earth
(new)
Local/News
(new)
NBC Sunday Night Football: Seahawks at Cardinals
(live)
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