Month: January 2018
Fine, let’s talk about the stupid Golden Globes. BUT ONLY FOR A MINUTE.
‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: WE HAVE TO GO BACK
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Reunion Part 1”
April 11, 2017 Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: WE HAVE TO GO BACK”
It’s official: Winter will have to wait until 2019.
‘Supernatural’: I just need a win
Supernatural
“Advanced Thanatology”
November 9, 2017
THEN
“You and your brother keep coming back. You’re an affront to the balance of the universe and you cause disruption on a global scale.”
NOW
Grand Junction, Colorado. Two boys are recording a nighttime exploration of an abandoned mental hospital. It feels like an equal parts homage to Stranger Things and Blair Witch. They go into an upstairs treatment room and find a small collection of leather plague masks.

Welp, we finally know once and for all who the dumbest Trump kid is.
‘The Bachelor’: Meet the pit crew.
The Bachelor
January 1, 2018
Welcome to 2018 in which President Dongo is doing his level best to turn reality into one long episode of ‘Black Mirror’!
‘Supernatural’: Hibbing 911
Supernatural
“Hibbing 911”
Alternate working title: “Attention CW Powers that Be: THIS is Your Spin-off”
December 2, 2014
Originally published January 18, 2015
THEN: “You betcha!”
NOW
Sheriff Jody Mills girds her loins for the horror that is before her. A deep breath. “You can get through this.”
She is standing in front of a Bavarian-style festhaus and conference center. A large banner hanging over the entrance welcomes her to the Minnesota – Dakotas Sheriffs’ Retreat. She starts for the door … and the handle of her rollie bag slides off in her hand.
I like to imagine that her inside her head voice is saying,
