‘This is Us,’ ‘Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams,’ ‘Divorce’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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Fine, let’s talk about the stupid Golden Globes. BUT ONLY FOR A MINUTE.

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: WE HAVE TO GO BACK

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Reunion Part 1”
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It’s official: Winter will have to wait until 2019.

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‘Supernatural’: I just need a win

Supernatural
“Advanced Thanatology”
November 9, 2017

THEN

“You and your brother keep coming back. You’re an affront to the balance of the universe and you cause disruption on a global scale.”

NOW

Grand Junction, Colorado. Two boys are recording a nighttime exploration of an abandoned mental hospital. It feels like an equal parts homage to Stranger Things and Blair Witch. They go into an upstairs treatment room and find a small collection of leather plague masks.

Doctor Who Are you my mummy

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Welp, we finally know once and for all who the dumbest Trump kid is.

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‘The Bachelor’: Meet the pit crew.

The Bachelor
January 1, 2018

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Welcome to 2018 in which President Dongo is doing his level best to turn reality into one long episode of ‘Black Mirror’!

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‘Supernatural’: Hibbing 911

Supernatural
“Hibbing 911”
Alternate working title: “Attention CW Powers that Be: THIS is Your Spin-off”
December 2, 2014
Originally published January 18, 2015

THEN: “You betcha!”

NOW

Sheriff Jody Mills girds her loins for the horror that is before her. A deep breath. “You can get through this.”

She is standing in front of a Bavarian-style festhaus and conference center. A large banner hanging over the entrance welcomes her to the Minnesota – Dakotas Sheriffs’ Retreat. She starts for the door … and the handle of her rollie bag slides off in her hand.

I like to imagine that her inside her head voice is saying,

SPN Bobby Balls

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No TV news or ‘Bachelor’ recap, but here is a video of red pandas playing in the snow so we should be all good.

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