‘This is Us,’ ‘Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams,’ ‘Divorce’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week


David Bowie: The Last Five Years: A look into the icon’s final projects, The Next Day, Blackstar and the musical Lazarus. Premiere. 7 p.m., HBO

The Bachelor: Demolition derby antics. Send help. (Or wine.) 7 p.m., ABC


America’s Next Top Model: Tyra is back to oversee this foolishness. Season premiere. 7 p.m., VH1

This is Us: The Pearsons go on summer vacation and I’m sure it’s perfectly fun and no one cries. 8 p.m., NBC

Major Crimes: Series finale. 8 p.m., TNT

Undercover High: In this new series, adults live my worst nightmare: they return to high school. Series premiere. 9 p.m., A&E


The Magicians: “Eliot and Margo chafe under the fairy occupation.” OK. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Syfy

Alone Together: A new comedy about platonic best friends each looking for love in status-obsessed Los Angeles. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Freeform

Modern Family: In the 200th episode, Phil has stomach pains. I don’t know. 8 p.m., ABC

NOVA: An exploration of black holes. Season premiere 8 p.m., PBS


The 23rd Annual Critics Choice Awards: Olivia Munn hosts the only awards ceremony that knows what its talking about. 7 p.m., The CW

Truth and Lies: The Tonya Harding Story: WHY? WHYYYY? 8 p.m., ABC

Making a Model with Yolanda Hadid: Tip #1: Your entire diet is now lemon water. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Lifetime


Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams: Burned through Black Mirror already? Amazon’s got you covered with their own dystopian anthology series. Series premiere. Amazon

Taken: Places you don’t want to be: Mexican prisons. Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC

The Polka King: Jack Black stars in this Netflix film based on a true story about a polka star who may have committed some financial shenanigans. Netflix


Saturday Night Live: Sam Rockwell and Halsey 10:30 p.m., NBC

The Blues Brothers: There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses. 8:45 p.m., The Movie Channel

Blue Velvet: In keeping with the “Blue” theme. 9:30 p.m., Indie


Victoria: Burned through “The Crown” already? PBS’s got you covered with their own series about a British queen. Season premiere. 8 p.m., PBS

Divorce: Frances battles insomnia in the season premiere. Welcome to the club, Frances. 9 p.m., HBO

Crashing: Penn Jillette will fuck your shit up. Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., HBO

Wisdom of the Crowd: BYE. Season (series) finale. 7 p.m., CBS

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