MONDAY
David Bowie: The Last Five Years: A look into the icon’s final projects, The Next Day, Blackstar and the musical Lazarus. Premiere. 7 p.m., HBO
The Bachelor:Â Demolition derby antics. Send help. (Or wine.)Â 7 p.m., ABC
TUESDAY
America’s Next Top Model: Tyra is back to oversee this foolishness. Season premiere. 7 p.m., VH1
This is Us: The Pearsons go on summer vacation and I’m sure it’s perfectly fun and no one cries. 8 p.m., NBC
Major Crimes: Series finale. 8 p.m., TNT
Undercover High: In this new series, adults live my worst nightmare: they return to high school. Series premiere. 9 p.m., A&E
WEDNESDAY
The Magicians: “Eliot and Margo chafe under the fairy occupation.” OK. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Syfy
Alone Together: A new comedy about platonic best friends each looking for love in status-obsessed Los Angeles. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Freeform
Modern Family: In the 200th episode, Phil has stomach pains. I don’t know. 8 p.m., ABC
NOVA: An exploration of black holes. Season premiere 8 p.m., PBS
THURSDAY
The 23rd Annual Critics Choice Awards: Olivia Munn hosts the only awards ceremony that knows what its talking about. 7 p.m., The CW
Truth and Lies: The Tonya Harding Story: WHY? WHYYYY? 8 p.m., ABC
Making a Model with Yolanda Hadid: Tip #1: Your entire diet is now lemon water. Series premiere. 9 p.m., Lifetime
FRIDAY
Philip K. Dick’s Electric Dreams: Burned through Black Mirror already? Amazon’s got you covered with their own dystopian anthology series. Series premiere. Amazon
Taken: Places you don’t want to be: Mexican prisons. Season premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
The Polka King: Jack Black stars in this Netflix film based on a true story about a polka star who may have committed some financial shenanigans. Netflix
SATURDAY
Saturday Night Live: Sam Rockwell and Halsey 10:30 p.m., NBC
The Blues Brothers: There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses. 8:45 p.m., The Movie Channel
Blue Velvet: In keeping with the “Blue” theme. 9:30 p.m., Indie
SUNDAY
Victoria: Burned through “The Crown” already? PBS’s got you covered with their own series about a British queen. Season premiere. 8 p.m., PBS
Divorce: Frances battles insomnia in the season premiere. Welcome to the club, Frances. 9 p.m., HBO
Crashing: Penn Jillette will fuck your shit up. Season premiere. 9:30 p.m., HBO
Wisdom of the Crowd: BYE. Season (series) finale. 7 p.m., CBS