SOBER UP, EVERYONE. WE HAVE MATHS TO DO.

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It’s that time. Vote if you haven’t; drink if you have.

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Election Eve is batshit insane here in Texas. Please vote (or be prepared to vote again, as the case may be).

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Let’s focus on Halloween to take our minds off of all the actually terrifying stuff that is happening right now

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Five days to go. Send booze.

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President Sociopathy abandoned thousands of his supporters in the freezing cold last night

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ONE WEEK. HAVE YOU VOTED YET?

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The biggest October surprise is that there isn’t one.

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President Alternative Facts lies his way through his last ever political debate

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President Snowflake released the ’60 Minutes’ interview he stormed out of and he actually thinks it makes him look good

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