Welcome to Monday. I regret to inform you, everything remains terrible.

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Of all the things you could and should be outraged by — COVID-19, racism, Russia, treason — a ‘Princess Bride’ remake ain’t one of them.

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Hey, you know what 2020 really doesn’t need? SURPRISE FIREWORK SHOWS.

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Looks like I’ll be blogging ‘The Bachelor’ after all.

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Disney has an amazing birthday present cued up for America: “Hamilton” is coming to your TVs.

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Fox released its fall TV schedule under the optimistic belief that someone will be around to watch it

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CBS just canceled four shows but saved eighteen, so on balance … good news?

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The ‘Fresh Prince’ cast became emotional over this Uncle Phil tribute, and honestly, can you blame them?

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If you had “suggests people inject Clorox” on your President Trump Insanity Bingo card, big news!

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Insane Clown Posse, 42 workers who lived in a factory, a bunch of hilarious stuntmen, ‘Saturday Night Live,’ and other unexpected heroes of this moment.

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