Looks like we have to explain to Ted Cruz who the bad guy was in ‘Watchmen’ because Ted Cruz is a fucking idiot

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One day to go! Time to chill the champagne!

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President Inciter is now threatening violence if he’s punished for inciting violence.

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President Treason made another perfect phone call.

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Happy Safe Harbor Day! Have you decorated your Electoral College tree yet?

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Everything else might be shit in the world, but at least we’re alive at the same time as Dolly Parton

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Coup Watch, Day Five: Attempted Coup, But No Coup. (Yet.)

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The GOP is absolutely terrified of your vote. So let’s make them piss their pants.

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President Troglodyte is trying to fuck with the election. We have 90 days to prevent that from happening. Let’s go!

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We are 105 days from Election Day. Someone build me a time machine already.

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