Hey, NRA, keep your filthy blood-covered hands off of Leslie Knope, you fucking monsters

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I’m going to laugh at this story about the Real Housewives of New York being trapped on a cruise from hell because if I focus on real news, I’ll become stabby

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Happy Presidents Day, Future President Oprah!

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Donald Trump: “My State of the Union was the most-watched ever!” Narrator: “It wasn’t.”

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Oprah might not be running for president (yet), but here are a bunch of ladies doing other projects that you should definitely be excited about

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BREAKING NEWS: Racist Man who Ran for President on a Racist Platform is a Racist

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Numb.

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Watch Debbie Reynolds and Carrie Fisher’s first duet and prepare to cry.

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