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Obama is coming back to be the President of your TV.
Hey, NRA, keep your filthy blood-covered hands off of Leslie Knope, you fucking monsters
I’m going to laugh at this story about the Real Housewives of New York being trapped on a cruise from hell because if I focus on real news, I’ll become stabby
Happy Presidents Day, Future President Oprah!
Donald Trump: “My State of the Union was the most-watched ever!” Narrator: “It wasn’t.”
Oprah might not be running for president (yet), but here are a bunch of ladies doing other projects that you should definitely be excited about
BREAKING NEWS: Racist Man who Ran for President on a Racist Platform is a Racist
Numb.
