Hey, NRA, keep your filthy blood-covered hands off of Leslie Knope, you fucking monsters

The blood-drenched NRA had the fucking audacity to use a gif of beloved optimist (and certainly had we asked her, pro-gun control) Parks and Recreation protagonist Leslie Knope to thank their head propagandist and actual garbage person Dana Loesch yesterday:

The Parks and Recreation team had a few thoughts about that, including: “Take this down,” “Fuck off,” and “Eat shit.”

I mean, HOW DARE they use Leslie Knope? I guarantee you, somewhere in Washington D.C., Leslie Knope is proudly wearing her pink pussy hat and giving these death-mongers the finger. Fuck these guys.

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The original VERY BAD tweet was in response to a town hall that NRA ghoul¬†Dana Loesch attended last night that was hosted by CNN. Also in attendance, Florida Senators Marco Rubio and Bill Nelson, and Representative¬†Ted Deutch. Florida Governor Rick Scott couldn’t be fucked to attend.

It didn’t go well for Marco Rubio.

Also, fuck you, Dana Loesch.

Meanwhile, to Trump’s “credit,” he hosted a “listening session” about gun violence with survivors and parents in the White House yesterday, and he actually sat quietly and listened. But just because they could make him sit still for a little while doesn’t mean they could make him actually care.

This is where we are.

In other TV news

Oprah, momma, I watched that video, too, and you did nothing wrong.

First of all, Tiffany Haddish is just a goddamned delight. Second of all, she is all of us in this video upon meeting Oprah.

Tiffany Haddish, while we’re talking about her, will be the MTV Movie & TV Awards host.

Michelle Wolff is going to be this year’s host of the White House Correspondent’s Dinner and now there’s NO CHANCE Donald Trump will attend. (If he knows what’s good for him.)

Yeah, they’re not filming multiple endings of Game of Thrones, y’all, that’s just ridiculous.

Margaret Brennan is your new John Dickerson.

Here are a bunch of YouTube videos that inspired the crazy rescues on Ryan Murphy’s crazy 9-1-1.

VOTE LINDA BELCHER! Literally.

“Answer in the form of a question” joke here.

Has the lost ending to Quantum Leap been found on eBay? Maybe!

IMPORTANT COSTUMING NEWS.

You can soon fear The Walking Dead roller coaster.

HBO is building a mini-Westworld at SXSW this year, presumably without sexbots.

If you are enjoying The Assassination of Gianni Versace, this is a nice interview with Ricky Martin and Edgar Ramirez about the series.

This is just a slideshow of Randall and Beth on This is Us, if that’s your thing. YOU’D BETTER KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF OF BETH, SHOW.

Farrah Abraham is suing Viacom for “sex shaming” her, which I didn’t realize was a thing you could sue someone for, but OK.

Bye, asshole.

#MeToo

Harvey Weinstein, this motherfucker, tried to get the sexual misconduct class action suit against him thrown out because he didn’t rape Jennifer Lawrence or Meryl Streep. This man is a goddamned nightmare. Understandably, both Meryl Streep and Jennifer Lawrence were like, “GET MY NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH, ASSHOLE.”

Brendan Fraser has accused HFPA president Philip Berk of sexually assaulting him.

Televisa has cut their ties with the director who Karla Souza accused of raping her.

Thomas Schumacher, Disney’s Theatrical President, has been accused of sexual harassment.

Director Michael Apted has been accused of sexual assault 33 years ago. He denies it.

Actor Michael Coleman has been accused of multiple instances of sexual harassment and has stepped down from Vancouver’s¬†SchoolCreative: Institute for the Arts.

Mark Cuban has been fined $600,000 for “statements detrimental” to the league after a Sports Illustrated piece revealed that he kept a domestic abuser on his staff.

Terry Crews still has to pay the man who molested him because this world is gross.

CBS has launched Eye Speak, an initiative to advance female employees’ careers.

Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

  • Run, a¬†romantic-comedic-thriller from the women who gave us the gift that is Fleabag, is in the works.
  • Chemistry, a psycho-sexual thriller miniseries, is in development at Showtime.
  • Black Fortunes is being turned into a limited series.
  • The National’s Matt Berninger is turning his relationship with his brother into a series.

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Brockmire returns on IFC on April 25.
  • Influenza, a three-part series about the current flu outbreak, will air on Discovery and Science beginning on March 29.
  • The Outsider will debut on Netflix on March 9.
  • In Ice Cold Blood will premiere on Oxygen on April 1.
  • Hallmark movie,¬†The Beach House, will premiere on the Hallmark Channel on April 28.
  • Mark Levin’s new Fox show, Life, Liberty & Levin, will premiere on February 25.

WATCH THIS

Project Runway: “A Kick in the Astro.” Somehow I doubt this will have anything to do with Jose Altuve.¬†8 p.m., Lifetime

The Bachelor Winter Games: This comes to an end, complete with a “reunion” special afterward.¬†¬†7 p.m., ABC

The Olympics: Figure skating, Alpine skiing, Snowboarding and Short Track 7 p.m., NBC

Late Night: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Christine Baranski, Constance Zimmer, Bon Jovi The Late Late Show with James Corden: Gary Oldman, Greta Gerwig, Bruno Major Jimmy Kimmel Live: Oprah Winfrey, Timothee Chalamet, Andra Day & Common The Daily Show: Lupita Nyong’o The Opposition with Jordan Klepper: Ali Siddiq Watch What Happens Live: Toya Bush-Harris, Contessa Metcalfe

 

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