Britney Spears has never truly been free and our entire culture is to blame.

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Me, looking for an exit from this Weeknd Super Bowl halftime show meme

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Bullshit Mountain — I mean Fox News — is having a terrible month. You love to see it.

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Before he can be kicked out, Former President Biff quits SAG-AFTRA in an embarrassingly petulant snit.

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The Golden Globe nominations are here and I’m trying to pretend to care.

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Looks like we have to explain to Ted Cruz who the bad guy was in ‘Watchmen’ because Ted Cruz is a fucking idiot

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In which Anderson Cooper learns people believe he’s a baby-eating robot.

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Savage Brian Williams is the best Brian Williams

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Cartoon dragons are coming.

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Even after Former President Florida Man tried to have them killed, Republican Senators have learned absolutely nothing.

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