Here is Carl Reiner’s final, perfect performance if you’re looking for a good cry.

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I’m back. Which piece of bad news would you like to start with?

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Of all the things you could and should be outraged by — COVID-19, racism, Russia, treason — a ‘Princess Bride’ remake ain’t one of them.

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Hey, you know what 2020 really doesn’t need? SURPRISE FIREWORK SHOWS.

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In a year full of shit, we finally FINALLY got some good news

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President Brain Worms just said that George Floyd is having a good day today because the jobs numbers were better than expected.

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It’s June. It is only June.

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Carole Baskin just won Joe Exotic’s zoo, and he compared this loss to the Black Lives Matter protests because 2020 is completely broken.

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