‘Legacies’: It’s on all of us

Legacies
“Malivore”
November 29, 2018

Ric decides to give his students a greater voice in their school, courtesy of some nudging by Josie and Lizzie.  He announces the formation of an honor council, composed of one vampire, one witch, and one werewolf, each elected by their peers.

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About those dragons in the ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel …

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‘Legacies’: Hope is not the goal

Legacies
“Hope is Not the Goal”
November 15, 2018

“We’re a family.  And we will stand together.  We will fight together.  And we will win or lose this battle together, no matter what comes next.”

Ric brings his students up to speed on the first three episodes and then turns the floor over to guest speaker Sheriff Blue Blue.  Not Now Dana and her friend Sasha are missing, and given the recent monster activity, Matt fears the worst.

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‘Legacies’: We’re being punked, Pedro

Legacies
We’re Being Punked, Pedro
November 8, 2018

“How am I supposed to protect them from stuff that’s not supposed to exist?”

The attractive monsters from the ill-fated flag football brawl are being punished with a day of community service. Alaric forces Hope to join them. SHE KNOWS WHY. Picking up trash in the town square seems a light sentence for attempted murder by dark magic.

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The results are in: you’re all terrible.

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I built you a fall TV gallery, and what thanks will I get? Oh, that’s right, my fall will be ruined.

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A Not-Live! Blog of the 2018 Emmys which were a fraud.

IMMA LET YOU FINISH, EMMYS, BUT ATLANTA WAS THE BEST SHOW OF THE YEAR.

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Ryan Murphy tweeted an ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ reunion picture and I can’t stop screaming

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In your feel-good news of the day: The heroes of the Cajun Navy are getting the documentary they deserve

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Here’s a bunch of TV stuff that shouldn’t bum you out. (I hope.)

I was going to post my Anthony Bourdain tribute on my regular “Watch This” post, but it felt wrong. So, anyway.

Alia Shawkat wishes she had done more in that Arrested Development interview, but I am here to tell her she did just fine and shouldn’t second guess herself.

Please note: this ad first aired on Fox & Friends, and it is fantastic:

Pose very nearly included a Donald Trump played by James Van Der Beek but then the election happened.

Greg Berlanti signed a deal with Warner Brothers that is Ryan Murphy-sized.

Full Frontal saw a number of advertisers hit the pause button this week in response to the cuntraversy, but there were no full-scale withdrawals by any of them.

ABC is really sorry about that Quantico episode in which Indian terrorists plan an attack in Manhattan with the intention to pin it on Pakistan.

Stranger Things is getting the novelization treatment.

Killing Eve shows that a “strong female protagonist” doesn’t have to equal masculine.

Buffy v. Buffy. (I’m Team Buffy.)

Saved by the Bell is now a restaurant.

Y’all need to leave Kim Kardashian alone. She did a good thing by advocating for Alice Marie Johnson’s pardon.

Nathan Fielder warns that the Emmys are very vulnerable to election hacking and gives a very detailed step-by-step instructions on how one might go about doing that, and suggests that if another show other than Nathan For You wins Outstanding Variety Sketch Series the FBI should do a thorough investigation.

Fox News contributor Charles Krauthammer announced that his cancer has returned and he only has “a few weeks” to live. Our sincere condolences.

Renewals

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendar

  • Kidding will debut on Showtime on September 9 and it looks like a heartbreaker.
  • Shameless also returns on Showtime on September 9.
  • Queer Eye returns on June 15 on Netflix, yay!:
  • Living Biblically and Me, Myself and I will be burned off on CBS beginning on July 7.
  • Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee will return on Netflix on July 6. Comedians will include: Jerry Lewis, Kate McKinnon, Ellen DeGeneres, Hasan Minhaj, Dana Carvey, Neil Brennan, Tracy Morgan, Brian Regan, Alec Baldwin, Zach Galifinakis, John Mulaney, and Dave Chappelle.
  • Inside North Korea will air on June 10 on NatGeo, two days before Trump’s summit with Kim Jong-Un.
  • Burgers, Brew & ‘Cue will return on July 3 on the Cooking Channel.
  • Marlon returns on NBC on June 14.

R.I.P.

Alan O’Neill, Actor best known for Sons of Anarchy

David Lavin, Executive at CBS Studios

Alan Silverbach, Pioneer in international TV distribution

Peter Stringfellow, Nightclub owner and producer

WATCH THIS

FRIDAY

Sense8: A final goodbye. Netflix

The Staircase: Your new true crime obsession. Netflix

Alex Strangelove: A teenager questions his sexuality after meeting a charming gay kid in this original film. Netflix

Just Another Immigrant: Romesh Ranganathan moves to America with his family in this new comedic docuseries. 8 p.m., Showtime

SATURDAY

American Made: This is that weird movie starring Tom Cruise where he’s recruited by the CIA to run drugs or something? Anyway. 7 p.m., HBO

Big Hero 6: Series premiere. 8 a.m., Disney

The Crossing: ABC burns off the final two episodes. Series finale. 7 p.m., ABC

SUNDAY

Claws: The women struggle to remain hopeful under their new Russian regime. Season premiere. 8 p.m., TNT

The Tony Awards: Broadway stuff. 7 p.m., CBS

Fear the Walking Dead: Morgan tries to do the right thing in the mid-season finale. 8 p.m., AMC

Late Night: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Penelope Cruz, David Koechner, Interpol Jimmy Kimmel Live (Friday): Billy Bob Thornton, Hannibal Buress, Aloe Blacc

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC NBA Finals
(live)
CBS Undercover Boss: Celebrity Edition
(new)
Hawaii Five-0
(repeat)
Blue Bloods
(repeat)
CW My Last Days
(new)
Life Sentence
(new)
Local
FOX Phenoms
(new)
Local
NBC American Ninja Warrior
(repeat)
Dateline
(new)


SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC High School Football All-Star Game
(live)
News/Local
CBS Ransom
(new)
48 Hours
(repeat)
48 Hours
(repeat)
News/Local
FOX MLB Baseball
(live)
News/Local
NBC Taken
(new)
Dateline
(repeat)
News/Local Saturday Night Live
(repeat)


SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(repeat)
Celebrity Family Feud
(new)
The $100,000 Pyramid
(new)
To Tell the Truth
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes
(new)
The Tony Awards
(live)
FOX One Strange Rock
(repeat)
The Simpsons
(repeat)
Bob’s Burgers
(repeat)
Family Guy
(repeat)
(repeat) Local/News
NBC Dateline
(new)
Stanley Cup Final
(live)