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Question: Can we impeach the new Bachelor for being a klutz?
Let’s talk about The CW and Showtime and try to shut out all of the terrors of our dystopian reality for just a few moments. Just a few.
We now have the script for the final episode of ‘Game of Thrones’ and I have one pretty big issue with it.
President Racist Grandpa just keeps doubling down on his racism, and I am fucking exhausted.
Television’s most batshit insane show involving an animated unicorn and Chris Meloni has been cancelled. (But there might be hope.)
‘Game of Thrones’: Break the Wheel
‘Legacies’: Make a wish
Legacies
“There’s a World Where Your Dreams Come True”
February 7, 2019
The canopic key has been glowing and Hope and Alaric are on edge waiting for whatever monster is coming next.
“I just wish that Satan’s nightlight would give us some rest.”
“And I wish that knife was never in our school to begin with.”
“I wish Buffy Summers Hope had never come to Sunnydale this school.”
Now there’s a wish a djinni with an agenda can work with.
And honestly, it’s like no on this show has ever seen an episode of Buffy.
Hey, are we still talking about Louis C.K.’s terrible comedy set? Because I have one or two thoughts.
‘Legacies’: Mombie Dearest
Legacies
“Mombie Dearest”
December 6, 2018
Lizzie is having the best day ever. It’s her 16th birthday, Caroline is coming home, and she totally had THE WORLD HATES ME EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE sex with Rafe the night before.