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‘Legacies’: Mombie Dearest
Legacies
“Mombie Dearest”
December 6, 2018
Lizzie is having the best day ever. It’s her 16th birthday, Caroline is coming home, and she totally had THE WORLD HATES ME EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE sex with Rafe the night before.
‘Legacies’: It’s on all of us
Legacies
“Malivore”
November 29, 2018
Ric decides to give his students a greater voice in their school, courtesy of some nudging by Josie and Lizzie. He announces the formation of an honor council, composed of one vampire, one witch, and one werewolf, each elected by their peers.
About those dragons in the ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel …
‘Legacies’: Hope is not the goal
Legacies
“Hope is Not the Goal”
November 15, 2018
“We’re a family. And we will stand together. We will fight together. And we will win or lose this battle together, no matter what comes next.”
Ric brings his students up to speed on the first three episodes and then turns the floor over to guest speaker Sheriff Blue Blue. Not Now Dana and her friend Sasha are missing, and given the recent monster activity, Matt fears the worst.
The White House gives the finger to the First Amendment. Again. But this time the First Amendment is about to punch back.
‘Legacies’: We’re being punked, Pedro
Legacies
We’re Being Punked, Pedro
November 8, 2018
“How am I supposed to protect them from stuff that’s not supposed to exist?”
The attractive monsters from the ill-fated flag football brawl are being punished with a day of community service. Alaric forces Hope to join them. SHE KNOWS WHY. Picking up trash in the town square seems a light sentence for attempted murder by dark magic.
The results are in: you’re all terrible.
I built you a fall TV gallery, and what thanks will I get? Oh, that’s right, my fall will be ruined.
A Not-Live! Blog of the 2018 Emmys which were a fraud.
IMMA LET YOU FINISH, EMMYS, BUT ATLANTA WAS THE BEST SHOW OF THE YEAR.
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