Prepare for ‘Game of Thrones’ final season to take over your spring.

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‘My Brilliant Friend,’ ‘Escape to Dannemora,’ a Prince tribute and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

 

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California is burning, people are dying and our president is being a fucking monster about it. But what else is new, right?

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‘Legacies’: We’re being punked, Pedro

Legacies
We’re Being Punked, Pedro
November 8, 2018

“How am I supposed to protect them from stuff that’s not supposed to exist?”

The attractive monsters from the ill-fated flag football brawl are being punished with a day of community service. Alaric forces Hope to join them. SHE KNOWS WHY. Picking up trash in the town square seems a light sentence for attempted murder by dark magic.

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In which Dan Crenshaw takes over ‘Saturday Night Live’ and I have a few things to yell about it

Saturday Night Live
Liev Schreiber & Lil’ Wayne
November 10, 2018

I have no idea why Liev Schrieber was hosting Saturday Night Live this week. Ray Donovan is in its sixth season and returned on Showtime … ~checks notes~ … three weeks ago, so why? Why is he here? He’s not funny, he managed to botch many of his lines and he’s the celebrity and acting equivalent of of oatmeal: he’s fine, but I’m not going to recognize him if he knocked on my front door.

And so it is completely unsurprising that Schreiber’s hosting job was overshadowed by a right-wing eyepatch-sporting congressman — MY right-wing eyepatch-sporting congressman. And yes, I have one or two thoughts about it.  Continue reading “In which Dan Crenshaw takes over ‘Saturday Night Live’ and I have a few things to yell about it”

Late Night insists we protect Ruth Bader Ginsberg AT ALL COSTS

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The president is shitting all over the first amendment again because its a day that ends in “y.”

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Late Night says goodbye to Jeff Sessions, celebrates Beto, and can’t believe Trump’s press conference

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Well, yesterday was completely batshit insane.

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‘Supernatural’: Time to slice and dice

Supernatural
“Mint Condition”
November 1, 2018

THEN: We’ve got slicing and dicing, scream queens and killing machines … and racist ghost trucks. Never forget.

NOW

Dean is in his room, living his best surrounded by empties and snacks wrappers sprawled out on his bed eating cold pizza horror movie marathon life.  He’s been holed up for a week. Cas is busy with Jack.  Kaia Ren is in the wind.  They have no clue where Michael is, and—not that he’s complaining—the house is full of strangers.

I would hide, too.

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