Chris Harrison is threatening to make ‘Bachelor Winter Games’ an annual thing, and I just can’t, you guys. I CAN NOT.

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Donald Trump: “My State of the Union was the most-watched ever!” Narrator: “It wasn’t.”

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Let’s speculate about how ‘The Good Place’ is going to end instead of talking about the State of the Union because that would just be a reminder that we are all trapped in The Bad Place

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Let’s speculate about ‘Game of Thrones’ rather than think about the fact that Donald Trump — DONALD TRUMP — is going to be delivering the State of the Union tonight and ohmygod when will we wake up from this never-ending nightmare

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The Super Bowl, the State of the Union, ‘A.P. Bio’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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Oprah might not be running for president (yet), but here are a bunch of ladies doing other projects that you should definitely be excited about

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I have a million dollar idea for Ryan Murphy’s next season of ‘Feud’. Call me, Ryan.

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Here’s why you should not care one whit about President Krusty’s “Fake News Awards.” And why you should care very, very much.

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Cue Boyz II Men’s “End of the Road,” because these 25 shows are saying goodbye in 2018

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In which I learn that “Bachelor Winter Games” is going to ruin my entire February

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