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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Childish poses
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Nama’Stay Away From Me”
October 23, 2016
First of all, episode title, it is “NAMAST’AY away from me,” not “NAMA’STAY away from me.” It’s right there on the shirt!
Second of all, after a couple of interesting episodes in Vermont and one emotional episode, we are right back to this season’s boring holding pattern, so you might want to go make yourself a quick espresso or something, because madonn’. So boring.
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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Arrivederci, Meatball
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“The Importance of Being Family”
October 16, 2016
It’s time for Meatball to go to meatball prison for committing meatball fraud, and I am not going to cry because Meatball brought this upon himself by being a dumb meatball. I’M NOT GOING TO CRY, DAMMIT.
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It’s another ‘Game of Thrones’ spoiler that is making me FREAK OUT over here.
‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Checking attendance
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Picking Sides”
October 9, 2016
Like me catching up with this season, and a violence-free Posche fashion show, they said it couldn’t be done. Shows what they know.
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‘Newsradio’ predicted this election 20 years ago, and we did not heed its warnings.
‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Take a lap
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Rage on My Ass”
September 25, 2016
We begin this episode exactly where we left the last: with Teresa telling her cugini that she doesn’t want to have a relationship with them, but, confusingly, that her “door is always open.” Continue reading “‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Take a lap”
‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: All happy famiglie are the same
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Cut the Cancer Out”
September 18, 2016
And the most depressing season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey keeps chugging along.
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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Famiglia reunion
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Driving Miss Siggy”
September 11, 2016
We begin with Siggy’s son coming home after passing his driver’s test, and immediately demanding a car. As the mother of a 15-year-old who is counting down the days until his 16th birthday, I feel your pain, Siggy. I feel it.
Later, Siggy, Siggy’s Ex-Husband, Siggy’s Ex-Husband’s New Wife, Siggy’s Ex-Husband’s New Son and Son all go to Delmonico’s to celebrate Son’s 17th birthday. There, Son bitches about his mother being too affectionate with him and Siggy cries thinking about him when he was a baby. I FEEL YOUR PAIN, SIGGY. I FEELÂ IT.
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