The ‘Stranger Things’/Charlie Brown mashup to watch while you put together your Eleven Halloween costume.

Here’s your daily Game of Thrones spoiler, which I actually think is actually just people goofing around. But it occurred to me that these photos do show something remarkable if SPOILER FONTED, SCROLL OVER TO READ: my own theory about who the “three heads of the dragons” are — Daenerys, Jon and Tyrion — that they are all together now.

Y’all made that Will & Grace reunion video such a huge hit that NBC is now talking about doing a limited 10 episode series.

Bye Bye Birdie is going to be your live holiday musical next year (this year will be Hairspray), and, somehow, Jennifer Lopez is going to star in a role that Chita Rivera created when she was 27. I’m really not trying to age shame anyone here, but Jennifer Lopez is not 27.

In other development news:

We have our Heathers.

In other casting news:

First of all, there is an awards ceremony for character actors. Second of all, the are unfortunately not called the “Hey! It’s That Guys!” Third, they are honoring the most “Hey! It’s That Guy” of all time this year.

The cast of The Walking Dead pay tribute to Steven Yeun, which is sweet and all, but where’s Michael Cudlitz tribute?

But don’t worry about Steven, he already has a new job:

So this happened:

All of the reactions to the deaths on The Walking Dead that are much funnier now that we all have a little distance:

This dummy believes that the ECW — that would be Extreme Championship Wrestling for those of you, like me, who had now idea what that stood for — was a precursor to The Walking Dead.

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In other unlikely sources of inspiration, apparently Billions would not exist without Vine?

R.I.P. Vine, btw. I only ever created one Vine of this cop tear gassing himself:

Donald Trump is suggesting he might sue NBC for the release of the Access Hollywood tape. Do it. DO IT.

Westworld: Not renewed yet.

Bravo has renewed The Real Housewives of Dallas after spending a good long time asking themselves if they could really stomach any more poop talk. Now I have to decide if I can stomach another season of poop talk and recap it. They also renewed Shahs of Sunset and Million Dollar Listing: New York, and have picked up three boring-sounding new shows.

There is a show on Freeform called Young & Hungry? And it’s being renewed? For a fifth season? How?

And Pop has renewed their new series Nightcap for a second season ahead of its premiere.

NOVEMBER 29. I am already setting my DVR for the debut of Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath. 

Bones will return on FOX for its final season on January 3rd. The final season will feature a “lumberjack competition,” so get excited.

FOX has already decreased the episode order of the mid-season comedy Making History, which is never a good sign. Still! Looking on the bright side: What’s bad news for Making History could be good news for a Happy Endings reboot! MAKE IT HAPPEN. SOMEONE.

Oh my God, this Icelandic performance artist just made one of the most amazing Simpson‘s references of all time. Greatest. Joke. Ever.

Stephen Colbert and Run the Jewels have given us the raunchy Halloween novelty song that we never knew we needed:

Looking for last-minute Halloween costume idea? Here are a few clever quick ideas, and here is a gallery I created a few years ago with some kids I happen to know.

WATCH THIS

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Melissa has her “fashion show” in the season finale. 7 p.m., Sunday, Bravo

The Walking Dead: Welcome to the Kingdom. 8 p.m., Sunday, AMC

Westworld: Delores, William and Logan face danger in the town of Pariah. 8 p.m., Sunday, HBO

Friday

Bill Murray: The Mark Twain Prize: I’m thinking Chevy Chase wasn’t invited. 9 p.m., PBS

Good Girls Revolt: Like Mad Men, but in a newsroom. Series premiere. Amazon

I Am the Pretty Thing That Lives in the House: That chick from The Affair, Ruth Wilson, stars as a live-in nurse tending to an author whose house might be haunted. It looks spooky. Netflix

Tracey Ullman’s Show: The sketch comedy genius is back at it. Series premiere. 10 p.m., HBO

It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown: Because. 7 p.m., Friday

Saturday

The Fall: The third season of the British crime drama returns. Netflix

Amish Witches: The True Story of Holmes County: In this film, a reality television crew are brought in to record inexplicable events in an Amish community following the death of a supposed witch. In other words, this entire season of American Horror Story. Oh, and hey! Remember that series Amish Haunting? No? My sister and I were the only ones who watched that garbage? Cool, cool. 7 p.m., Lifetime

The Real Amish Witches: Hey! Need more Amish witch in your life? Good news! 9 p.m., Lifetime

Halloween marathon: Break out your William Shatner masks. 6 p.m., AMC

Sunday

Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown: Here’s the Houston episode we’ve been waiting for! 8 p.m., CNN

The Strain: The Master reveals himself in the third season finale. 9 p.m., FX

Alfred Hitchcock marathon: Psycho, The Birds, and Rear Window6 p.m., BBC America

Supergirl: Heads up! Monday’s episode was preempted by the Texans game, so it airs tonight — you might want to check your DVR settings to make sure it tapes if this is one of your series. 7 p.m., The CW

Jane the Virgin: Heads up! See above. 8 p.m., The CW

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Anna Kendrick, John Lithgow, Iliza Shlesinger, Chick Corea The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Drew Carey, Claire Foy, Matt Smith, Sebastian Maniscalco, Aimee Mann Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Teresa Giudice, Melissa Gorga

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown Shark Tank
(new)
20/20
(new)
CBS MacGyver
(new)
Hawaii Five-0
(new)
Blue Bloods
(new)
CW The Vampire Diaries
(new)
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
(new)
Local
FOX World Series
(live)
NBC Caught on Camera with Nick Cannon
(new)
Dateline NBC
(new)

SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football: Clemson at Florida State
(live)
News/Local
CBS Pure Genius
(repeat)
Criminal Minds
(repeat)
48 Hours
(new)
News/Local
FOX World Series
(live)
News/Local
NBC Dateline
(repeat)
Saturday Night Live
(repeat)
News/Local Saturday Night Live
(repeat)

SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
Once Upon a Time
(new)
Secrets and Lies
(new)
Quantico
(new)
CBS 60 Minutes
(new)
NCIS: Los Angeles
(new)
Madam Secretary
(new)
Elementary
(new)
CW Local Supergirl
(new)
Jane the Virgin
(new)
Local
FOX The OT
(live)
The Simpsons
(repeat)
Son of Zorn
(repeat)
Family Guy
(repeat)
Last Man on Earth
(repeat)
Local/News
(new)
NBC Sunday Night Football: Eagles at Cowboys
(live)
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