Government documents might have just proved ‘Stranger Things’ was right about what the Department of Energy is up to, guys.

Y’ALL, THE DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY IS TOTALLY EXPLORING PARALLEL UNIVERSES. Be careful out there, the Upside Down could just appear at any moment, apparently.

Is this going to be the dragonpit on Game of Thrones next season? Maybe!

Hey, Jesse Watters, let Ronny Chieng and The Daily Show teach you how to 1. talk to folks in Chinatown about this election and 2. be funny, you racist halfwit. 

I’m getting real tired of your bullshit, Robert Kirkman.

Because they will be premiering against the second Presidential debate this weekend — yep, Trump and Clinton go at it again on Sunday, so hold on to your hats — HBO has made the premieres of Insecure, Divorce and the second episode of Westworld available to stream right now.

Thanks to the robbery that took over the internet this week, Keeping up with the Kardashians has halted production for a little while. But breathe easily, it’s still expected to premiere on October 23.

Burke Ramsey is suing the crap out of that pathologist who said Burke killed his sister in that CBS true crime special.

Can someone bring David Letterman back to TV, please? Just for one episode so he can interview Donald Trump.

LOL, OK. Nice try, guys.

yeah_sure_seinfeld

Woah, The Simpsons will be celebrating its 600th episode. That’s so many episodes.

In your good news of the morning, Black Mirror will have a fourth season on Netflix. Bonus! Here’s the trailer for season three:

In your shrug-worthy news of the morning, Stitchers has been renewed for a third season by Freeform.

Someone continues to employ Jim Belushi.

Amazon and one of the producers of The Walking Dead are turning the horror podcast, Lore, into an anthology series and it sounds right up my alley.

In other development news:

R.I.P. Austin Kalish, writer on All in the Family and Maude.

WATCH THIS

lin-manuel-hamilton

Saturday Night Live: Lin-Manuel Miranda and Twenty One Pilots and I guess I’m blogging this thing again. 10:30 p.m., Saturday, NBC

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: There’s no description up for this episode, so I’m going to go with “yelling.”  7 p.m., Sunday, Bravo

Westworld: The Man in Black is still poking around looking for the secrets of Westworld. 8 p.m., Sunday, HBO

Friday

13th: This documentary, named for the 13th amendment, takes a hard look at our prison system and mass incarceration problems. Netflix

The Ranch: Season premiere. Netflix

Sunday

The Second Presidential Debate: Can. Not. Wait. 8 p.m., ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, PBS, CNN, MSNBC, FOX News, CNBC, CSPAN

Divorce: Sarah Jessica Parker and Thomas Hayden Church star in this series from about a couple whose marriage is falling apart. Most notably, it is from Sharon Horgan, the creator and star of Catastrophe so that is promising. Series premiere. 9 p.m., HBO

Insecure: This new series by Issa Rae is so good and so funny. If you watch only thing on this entire list make it the Presidential Debate. But then if you could pick a second, make it this. Series premiere. 9:30 p.m., HBO

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon (Friday): Tyler Perry, Abigail Spencer, Van Morrison The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: (Friday): Diane Lane, Aja Naomi King, Sebastian Maniscalco Watch What Happens Live (Sunday): Colin Jost, Michael Che

FRI. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Last Man Standing
(new)
Dr. Ken
(new)
Shark Tank
(new)
20/20
(new)
CBS MacGyver
(new)
Hawaii Five-0
(new)
Blue Bloods
(new)
CW iHeartRadio Music Festival
(new)
Local
FOX Hell’s Kitchen
(new)
The Exorcist
(new)
Local
NBC Timeless
(repeat)
Dateline NBC
(new)

SAT. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30 10:00 10:30 11:00 11:30
ABC College Football: Florida State at Miami
(live)
News/Local
CBS NCIS: Los Angeles
(repeat)
NCIS: New Orleans
(repeat)
48 Hours
(new)
News/Local
FOX College Football: Washington at Oregon
(live)
News/Local
NBC NASCAR: Sprint Cup
(live)
News/Local Saturday Night Live
(Lin-Manuel Miranda & Twenty One Pilots )

SUN. 6:00 6:30 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC America’s Funniest Home Videos
(new)
Once Upon a Time
(new)
The Presidential Debates
(new)
CBS NFL Football
(live)
60 Minutes
(new)
The Presidential Debates
(new)
FOX The Simpsons
(repeat)
Bob’s Burgers
(new)
The Simpsons
(new)
Son of Zorn
(repeat)
The Presidential Debates
(new)
NBC Sunday Night Football: Giants at Packers
(live)
Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s