Facebook is not, in fact, going to save you from spoilers and other disappointing news

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Who are you people?

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Ain’t No Misbehaving”
January 3, 2017

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Late Night gives Trump’s “Fake News Awards” exactly as much reverence as they deserve.

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Here’s why you should not care one whit about President Krusty’s “Fake News Awards.” And why you should care very, very much.

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Late night checks in on Trump’s checkup

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‘Supernatural’: Don’t you forget about me

Supernatural
Don’t Your Forget About Me
February 3, 2016
Originally published February 22, 2016

THEN: “Jody Mills is good people.”

NOW

Alex walks out of school hand-in-hand with her letter jacket boyfriend, Henry.  Another friend catches up to them and announces she’s in the presence of royalty. They’re in the lead for prom king and queen!

Alex scoffs at the news. Henry sure, but it seems unlikely for her. She wonders that people even still do that? “I thought it was an 80’s thing.” Henry assures her it’s very much a thing. There are crowns, even. He tells her they should have fun with it. He’ll wear the dress and she can wear the tux. Alex sasses that Henry doesn’t have the boobs for her dress.

They’re sweet and adorable together and yay! Alex has nice things! For now!

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The nerds at FiveThrityEight studied ‘The Bachelor’ because they have to fill the time until the midterms somehow.

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‘The Bachelor’: There’s a joke about bitches in here somewhere, but I’m wrestling with whether or not to use it

The Bachelor
January 15, 2018

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Late night parses the difference between a “shithole” and a “shithouse”

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‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey’: Anti-Siggism

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
“Fauxpology”
December 20, 2017

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