President Clementine McFartface just publicly celebrated a violent attack on a journalist to absolutely no one’s surprise

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In the least surprising news of the day, Melania Trump is a gender traitor

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There’s still time to ruin my entire fall, you jerks

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In which I way overthink this bit of ‘Game of Thrones’ insight that Peter Dinklage just gave us

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President Tinfoil Hat has some thoughts about how Google works, is an idiot

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Here’s a bunch of HBO news, including everything there is to know about the ‘Game of Thrones’ prequels (which, admittedly, is not much)

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I can not look away from the glorious train wreck that is Omarosa talking trash about Trump on ‘Celebrity Big Brother.’ MORE PLEASE.

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On his way to the National Prayer Breakfast, President Couch Potato revealed his one true god. Spoiler alert! It’s not God.

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Let’s see what everyone is so mad about today!

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I have a million dollar idea for Ryan Murphy’s next season of ‘Feud’. Call me, Ryan.

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