‘Legacies’: Death keeps knocking on my door

Legacies
“Death Keeps Knocking on my Door”
December 13, 2018

It’s the eve of Mystic Falls’ Remembrance Day, and the Salvatore students are writing letters to their lost loved ones that will be scattered throughout the cemetery.  The TVD Wiki tells me Remembrance Day was started in the 1820s following a cholera epidemic. Clearly the town’s outsized mortality rate has kept the tradition going.

Rafe doesn’t need to write a letter to his deceased love Cassie.  She just walked through the school’s front door.

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The SAG nominations are out, and you guys, I stand corrected: the Golden Globes aren’t the stupidest awards after all.

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‘Legacies’: Mombie Dearest

Legacies
“Mombie Dearest”
December 6, 2018

Lizzie is having the best day ever.  It’s her 16th birthday, Caroline is coming home, and she totally had THE WORLD HATES ME EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE sex with Rafe the night before.

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The stupidest awards ceremony announced their nominees today and I have PLENTY of things to scream about them.

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‘Legacies’: It’s on all of us

Legacies
“Malivore”
November 29, 2018

Ric decides to give his students a greater voice in their school, courtesy of some nudging by Josie and Lizzie.  He announces the formation of an honor council, composed of one vampire, one witch, and one werewolf, each elected by their peers.

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Here are a few TV items to distract you while you wait for the next Mueller bombshell to drop.

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‘Legacies’: Hope is not the goal

Legacies
“Hope is Not the Goal”
November 15, 2018

“We’re a family.  And we will stand together.  We will fight together.  And we will win or lose this battle together, no matter what comes next.”

Ric brings his students up to speed on the first three episodes and then turns the floor over to guest speaker Sheriff Blue Blue.  Not Now Dana and her friend Sasha are missing, and given the recent monster activity, Matt fears the worst.

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While we wait for the inevitable indictments to come down (HURRY UP, BOB) I’m going to VanderYell at you about VanderPump for a while.

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‘Legacies’: We’re being punked, Pedro

Legacies
We’re Being Punked, Pedro
November 8, 2018

“How am I supposed to protect them from stuff that’s not supposed to exist?”

The attractive monsters from the ill-fated flag football brawl are being punished with a day of community service. Alaric forces Hope to join them. SHE KNOWS WHY. Picking up trash in the town square seems a light sentence for attempted murder by dark magic.

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The president is shitting all over the first amendment again because its a day that ends in “y.”

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