Here on the stupidest timeline, the President hires people he sees on the teevee.

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‘Silicon Valley,’ ‘Station 19,’ ‘Barry’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week


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Let’s speculate about ‘Game of Thrones’ rather than think about the fact that Donald Trump — DONALD TRUMP — is going to be delivering the State of the Union tonight and ohmygod when will we wake up from this never-ending nightmare

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In which I learn that “Bachelor Winter Games” is going to ruin my entire February

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‘Stranger Things’ is bringing the UpsideDown into the real world, so be careful out there

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Bill O’Reilly remains an asshole, albeit an honest asshole.

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‘The Gifted,’ ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey,’ ‘Scandal,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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I really was done with this whole Jemele Hill story, but then the White House went and opened their dumb mouths

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All the TV news is happening at upfronts so let’s laugh at this writer who didn’t know that Marfa was real

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