‘The Gifted,’ ‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey,’ ‘Scandal,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week


9JKL: Series premiere. 7:30 p.m., CBS
The Gifted: Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Lucifer: Season premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

Star Wars: A New Hope: It’s not too early to start getting excited about the upcoming Star Wars movie. 7 p.m., TNT

The Godfather: I have to watch this movie when it comes on TV. It’s the law. 7 p.m., AMC


The Mayor: Series premiere. 8:30 p.m., ABC
Kevin (Probably) Saves the World: Series premiere. 9 p.m., ABC

The Middle: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Fresh Off the Boat: Season premiere. 7:30 p.m., ABC
black-ish: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back: This is obviously the best Star Wars movie. 7 p.m., TNT


The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Madonn’ these stugots are back, and Danielle is among them. Season premiere. 8 p.m., Bravo

Frontline: A look at Kim-Jong Un, or “Rocket Man” as you might know him better. 9 p.m., PBS

Star Wars: Return of the Jedi: Fucking ewoks. 7 p.m., TNT


Scandal: Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

The Orville: I hate this show and I hate all of you who voted for it. Just a reminder. 8 p.m., Fox

Star Wars: Attack of the Clones & Revenge of the Sith: Wait wait wait, what happened to Phantom Menace? ~looks around, finds nothing~ I mean, we all would like to pretend that Phantom Menace never happened, but it happened and if you’re going to play all the Star Wars movies, you should have to play Phantom Menace7 p.m., TNT


Once Upon a Time: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC

The Death and Life of Marsha P. Johnson: A documentary about the transgender woman who launched the gay rights movement, and her suspicious death. Netflix

Superstition: Mario Van Peebles stars in this new series about a family of funeral home owners who fight evil forces in their mysterious Georgia town. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Syfy


Spielberg: A documentary about the legendary filmmaker.  7 p.m., HBO

Austin City Limits: Ed Sheeran performs in the season premiere, which I guess is just his thing now? 10:30 p.m., PBS

Saturday Night Live: Gal Gadot and Sam Smith. 10:30 p.m., NBC


America’s Funniest Home Videos: Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
Madam Secretary: Season premiere. 9 p.m., CBS

Episodes: Series finale of one of the most underrated wicked little comedies. 9 p.m., Showtime

Bobbi Kristina: Bobby Brown does not want you to watch this biopic, which is probably why you should watch it. 6 p.m., TV One

The Last Ship: Two-hour season finale. 8 p.m., TNT

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