‘The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion’: In which murder clowns get involved

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Reunion, Part 2
November 13, 2016

Hey, check out part one of the reunion special over here if you missed it.

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‘Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunion’: Oh, right, there was a reunion I never wrote about. Sorry.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey
Reunion, Part 1
November 6, 2016

I don’t know what happened. I don’t know why it took me until this new season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey debuted for me to recap the reunion special that aired almost a year ago. I don’t really have an excuse but laziness and distraction.

I will point out that part one of the reunion special aired three days before the Presidential Election, and I was busy fantasizing about having our first female President, trying to imagine what excuse Mitch McConnell was going to come up with to explain why she wouldn’t be allowed to fill the Supreme Court vacancy and bracing myself for Trump TV and its broadcasts full of rants about how Hillary Clinton stole the election. You’ll notice that the date of the second reunion was five days after the Presidential Election. I’m not sure I was out of bed yet.

But all of that is (mostly) behind us now, and the new season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey debuted last night, so what better time to revisit last season’s reunion and remind ourselves where we left off with these stugats?

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Late night agrees: Rex Tillerson absolutely called Donald Trump a “fucking moron.”

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Hey, the Fucking Moron-in-Chief is shitting all over the First Amendment again.

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