All the TV news is happening at upfronts so let’s laugh at this writer who didn’t know that Marfa was real

Hey, did y’all know that Marfa is a REAL PLACE? And not just a fictional location made up for I Love Dick? CRAZY, RIGHT? I mean ARTSY TYPES living peacefully amongst BLUE COLLAR TYPES and COWBOYS?? IN TEXAS?! Who has ever heard of such a thing? (Filing under “Pieces That Make My Eyes Roll So Hard They Very Well Might Fall Right Out of My Head.”)

So, basically Saturday Night Live didn’t tap Rosie O’Donnell to play Steve Bannon because they didn’t come up with the idea themselves. (Also they claim they worried she’s too politicized and wouldn’t be able to play the part “from funny” but, y’all? Alec Baldwin? It’s not like he’s some impartial non-political party here.)

Dave Chappelle is sorry for saying that we should give Donald Trump a chance in his Saturday Night Live monologue, guys.

Conservatives are boycotting ABC to try to bring a mediocre comedy back. Good luck with that, guys.

Still, the conservative group Parents Television Council feel like they won with the cancellations of The Real O’Neals and Scream Queens. No one tell them that Will & Grace is coming back.

Love is dead (part infinity).

One Westworld mystery solved. Spoiler, I guess.

The Arab world’s most watched satellite network is running a 30-part drama about life under Isis that is meant to undermine the terrorist organization’s propaganda.

Soooo, New Girl. That season finale sure felt like a series finale, right? But then Fox went and renewed it for a seventh season. Here’s why.

Conan is being sued for joke stealing and it could have some strange implications for comedy in a social media age.

YIKES, DINA MANZO! Get better soon.

In other bad news for Real Housewives …

In Development

Casting News


John Cygan, Actor in The Commish, Bob and numerous voice roles.


Tracy Morgan: Staying Alive: Tracy Morgan’s stand-up special is here, and if his weird interview with Stephen Colbert on Friday is any indication, it will really be something.  Netflix

The Middle: Axl plans to go to Europe in the season finale. 7 p.m. ABC

NCIS: Season finale. 7 p.m., CBS

American Housewife: Season finale. 7:30 p.m. ABC

Fresh Off the Boat: Louis and Jessica make big changes to provide for their family in the season finale. 8 p.m., ABC

Imaginary Mary: Series finale. 8:30 p.m., ABC

Chicago Fire: Season finale. 9 p.m., NBC

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Season finale. 9 p.m., ABC

NCIS: New Orleans: Season finale. 9 p.m., CBS

Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman: In the series finale, the question of whether or not gun crime can be considered a virus. 9 p.m., Science

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Matthew Perry, Jon Glaser, Fall Out Boy Late Night with Seth Meyers: Jennifer Hudson, Horatio Sanz, David Mandel, Mark Guiliana The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Gina Rodriguez, Ben Falcone, Jesus and Mary Chain The Late Late Show with James Corden: Ice Cube, Jason Derulo, Harry Styles Jimmy Kimmel Live: Justin Theroux, Snoop Dogg The Daily Show: Gabourey Sidibe Watch What Happens Live: Priyanka Chopra, Amy Brenneman

TUES. 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC The Middle
American Housewife
Fresh Off the Boat
Imaginary Mary
Marvel’s Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D.
NCIS: New Orleans
CW The Flash
FOX Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Prison Break
NBC The Voice
Great News
Great News
Chicago Fire

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