Try as you might, you won’t be able to unsee this nightmare image of Ted Cruz that Jimmy Kimmel has put out into the universe.

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Chris Cuomo’s gots to go.

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Ted Cruz is out there embarrassing Texas again because it’s a day that ends in “Y.”

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Captain Kirk has finally gone where lots of men have gone before …

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Ted Cruz is out there showing his whole ass again.

 

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People will never stop dunking on Ted Cruz for that trip to Cancun and I am here for it.

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Here’s the clue: He’s the new, incredibly disappointing host of ‘Jeopardy!’

 

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Keep Simone Biles’ name out of your mouth (unless you are going to praise her as the hero that she is).

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Because they don’t have anything better to do, Senators are now starting shit with pop culture figures and losing.

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John Oliver just shamed a bunch of local news stations with a fake sex blanket.

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