Try as you might, you won’t be able to unsee this nightmare image of Ted Cruz that Jimmy Kimmel has put out into the universe.

Who wants to see some foster puppies in costumes?

All Other TV News

There’s a whole story here involving Jimmy Kimmel and Dr. Fauci and basketball and Ted Cruz being a thin-skinned little bitch, but it’s unnecessary to know it to be amused/scarred for life by the image below. I’m sorry?

In his interview with George Stephanopoulos, Alec Baldwin is now saying he didn’t pull the trigger on the Rust set? And that the trigger wasn’t even pulled? And assistant director David Halls is backing him up? So … what happened?

Real Housewives of Salt Lake City‘s Jen Shah wants the case against her thrown out because agents from Homeland Security spoke on the case and Shah to the producers of Hulu’s The Housewife and the Shah Shocker documentary. I mean, no, but also who are these dummies who couldn’t keep their mouths shut until the case had been prosecuted?

$40 a day with no food or residuals for the pleasure of Tyra Banks yelling at you, cutting off your hair, and making you do racist photoshoots? Seems reasonable.

Mariska Hargitay has had enough of your goddamned singing.

Congratulations to Amy Schneider for becoming the first out trans person to make Jeopardy!‘s Tournament of Champions.

Guillermo del Toro wants to make a version of Lovecraft’s At the Mountains of Madness for Netflix. Hey, if anyone could pull it off …

The Dr. Oz Show has been pulled in Philadelphia and New York markets on the news that he’s running for Senate in Pennsylvania (a state he does not actually live in BUT WHATEVER).

Major League Baseball owners have locked the players out for the first time in decades after the two sides failed to reach a new collective bargaining agreement.


  • Servant might have been renewed for a fourth season on Apple TV+. (Maybe.)
  • Severance might have been renewed for a second season on Apple TV+. (Maybe.)

In Development

Casting News

Mark Your Calendars

  • Somebody Somewhere will premiere on HBO on January 16.
  • Death to 2021 will premiere on Netflix on December 27.
  • With Love will debut on Amazon on December 17.
  • One Stage to the Next will premiere on TV One on December 14.
  • The Larkins will debut on Acorn on December 13.


Eddie Mekka, Carmine “The Big Ragu” on Laverne & Shirley

Jonshel Alexander, Child actor in Beasts of the Southern Wild

Harriet Halpern Beck, Entertainment attorney who specialized in children’s programming

Jackie Avant, Wife of former head of Motown Records, Clarence Avant, mother to former U.S. Ambassador to the Bahamas, Nicole Avant, and mother-in-law to Netflix’s CEO Ted Sarandos

Dave Draper, Bodybuilder


The Bitch Who Stole Christmas: It’s a Christmas movie with 20 RuPaul’s Drag Race Contestants! What could be better?! 8 p.m., VH1

Annie Live!: Taraji P. Henson, Harry Connick Jr., Megan Hilty, Tituss Burgess, and Celina Smith star in this live version of the classic musical. Premiere. 7 p.m., NBC

Baking It!: Maya Rudolph and Andy Samberg host this holiday baking competition which is produced by Amy Poehler and is an extension of the Making It! family.  Peacock

Santa Inc.: Sarah Silverman leads this very naughty not-at-all-for-kids animated series as a female elf who wants to replace Santa when the time comes. Series premiere.  Netflix

Single All the Way: A guy convinces his best friend to pose as his boyfriend over the holidays in this new romantic comedy that also stars Jennifer Coolidge, which is reason enough to watch. Premiere. Netflix

Queen of the Universe: Drag queens compete in this singing competition from RuPaul. Series premiere. Paramount+

Mariah’s Christmas: The Magic Continues: Mariah is back and Christmasing. Premiere. Apple TV+

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The popular books are given the animated movie treatment. Premiere. Disney+

Harlem: A group of recent college graduates follows their dreams in this new comedy. Series premiere. Amazon

Late Night:

  • Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Blake Shelton, Ana Gasteyer, Rachel Dratch
  • The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Mahershala Ali, Jason Reynolds
  • The Late Late Show with James Corden: Gov. Gavin Newsom, Hannah Waddingham, She & Him
  • Jimmy Kimmel Live: Riz Ahmed
  • The Daily Show: William Jackson Harper
  • Watch What Happens Live: Martha Stewart, Christian Siriano
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CBS Young Sheldon
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B Positive
CW Walker
FOX Thursday Night Football
NBC Annie Live!

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