Watchmen
“If You Don’t Like My Story, Write Your Own”
November 10, 2019
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Month: November 2019
Welcome to the impeachment, Ambassador Sondland! Now let’s burn some motherfuckers down!
‘Supernatural’: One kind of ending
Supernatural
“Proverbs 17:3”
November 14, 2019
THEN
Fire tests the purity of silver and gold, but the LORD tests the heart.
NOW
Black Forest, Colorado. Three identical blonde girls toast to their annual camping trip. Seriously, are they sisters? Cousins? Clones? Ashley startles at the sound of rustling coming from outside the tent. After mocking Ashley for being an unemployable philosophy major, Julie goes outside to prove there’s nothing there. And also get more rum.
She is promptly murdered.
More delicious impeachment hearings, and they aren’t going great for President Atherosclerosis
It’s been a hell of a week for President Perjury, and it’s only Monday
‘Dolly Parton’s Heartstrings,’ ‘Us,’ a bunch of fall finales and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week
Jeffrey Dean Morgan as Negan – The Walking Dead _ Season 7, Gallery – Photo Credit: Frank Ockenfels 3/AMC
THIS IS US — “So Long, Marianne” Episode 409 — Pictured: (l-r) Sterling K. Brown as Randall, Justin Hartley as Kevin, Eric Baker as Tess — (Photo by: Ron Batzdorff/NBC)
‘Saturday Night Live’: I blame you, Harry Styles.
Saturday Night Live
Harry Styles
November 16, 2019
Most of the time, I don’t blame the hosts for a shitty show. When an episode of Saturday Night Live is weak, it’s most often the fault of lazy or bad writing. Sometimes a lackluster performance from the cast can doom things — or just way too much Alec Baldwin, that never helps matters — but in large part, the hosts — who are usually actors or comedians — are doing their best with the material they have been given.
The exception makes the rule, so the expression goes, and pop singer and former boy bander, Harry Styles, he is that exception. I don’t want to be too hard on Styles: he seems like a nice enough guy. He’s obviously very handsome and oozes charm; he clearly has a sense of humor and does not take himself seriously. But your boy, he can’t act, much less deliver the comedy. And his inability to act really was the difference in several of these sketches from being kinda funny to straight-up clunkers.
And what I’m saying, SNL, is feel free to invite Harry Styles back as a musical guest, but please please please keep him away from the sketches.
Continue reading “‘Saturday Night Live’: I blame you, Harry Styles.”
President Dumbass just committed another impeachable offense in the middle of his impeachment hearings
Your favorite cop comedy is sticking around for another year. Noice.
‘Watchmen’: What a joke.
Watchmen
“She Was Killed By Space Junk”
November 3, 2019