More Olympics, ‘The Bachelor Winter Games,’ ‘Last Week Tonight,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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‘Supernatural’: But that’s not me

Supernatural
“Breakdown”
January 25, 2018

THEN

“What the cuss?!? A vampire??”

NOW

Oshkosh, Nebraska. A car pulls in to Mann-burned out Y-’s Truck Stop Cafe to fill up. The driver’s credit card is declined at the pump, so the young woman goes inside to pay. The room stills and all eyes turn to her when she walks in. The energy is not friendly. The cashier is downright slimy. After gassing up and declining a gaunt Manson looking dude’s offer to wash her windows, the woman drives away.

Some distance down the road she pulls over with a flat tire. I would drive on the rims before I stopped on a dark murder road. I HAVE driven on the rims rather than stopping on a dark murder road. She tries to flag down a passing semi, but the truck roars past.

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HOLY FUCK, did you see snowboarder Red Gerard win Team USA’s first Gold?

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Put on a fancy hat and lube up the Tongan, we’ve got some Olympics to start

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Welcome to the Nuclear Olympics! Here’s hoping we all make it out alive!

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Stephen Colbert explains to Omarosa how TV works and the rest of the best of late night

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: VanderOUT.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Petty Mess”
February 6, 2018

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I can not look away from the glorious train wreck that is Omarosa talking trash about Trump on ‘Celebrity Big Brother.’ MORE PLEASE.

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Late night (and your faithful blogger) is obsessed with this video of Trump’s gross scalp and the rest of what you missed last night

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On his way to the National Prayer Breakfast, President Couch Potato revealed his one true god. Spoiler alert! It’s not God.

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