Jimmy Kimmel consulted with professionals about what the hell is wrong with Donald Trump’s hair — or lack thereof:
Seth Meyers has the best and pettiest jokes about that bald spot:
Jimmy Fallon wonders if Trump’s head just flashed him, but doesn’t go for the easy McDonald’s french fries cures baldness joke:
James Corden notes that even Trump’s hair has been lying to us and doesn’t find it surprising that Trump wants a military parade:
Upon news of Trump’s desire for a military parade, Stephen Colbert wonders who has Dictator Bingo? Colbert also encourages Trump to testify again:
Jimmy Kimmel also gets in on Stephen Colbert’s game of encouraging Trump to testify for Robert Mueller:
Seth Meyers takes a closer look at this military parade President Toddler is demanding, and what is going on with this racist administration’s position on immigration:
Trevor Noah points out that we don’t need to throw a military parade to remind the world we have a strong military, because our military is in their countries right now:
Samantha Bee finally got around to the Nunes memo, and reminds us that #TrumpCan’tRead:
Jimmy Kimmel has Melania’s DMs to Obama: