‘Game of Thrones’ just killed your fan theory, sorry.

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‘Crazy Ex-Girlfriend’ returns tonight, not that you’ll watch it. WHY WON’T YOU WATCH IT?

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Trailer Park: ‘The X-Files,’ ‘I Love You, America,’ ‘Happy!’ ‘Waco,’ and ‘The Librarians’

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Now the Fucking Moron-in-Chief is picking a fight with Late Night proving once again that he is a fucking moron

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Hey, it’s your last chance to ruin my day (TV season) by picking a terrible show for me to blog.

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Let’s all scream into the void together about sportsball, the First Amendment and that shitnubbin of an accidental president of ours, shall we?

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Have you voted on which new show should ruin my life yet? If not, why not? If so, I hate you.

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Find someone who looks at you the way Tormund looks at Brienne — even when they’re not filming.

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Tina Fey eating cake, yelling at chinless turd Nazis and calling Paul Ryan a pussy has been my internal monologue for the past week

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Here are a bunch of new ‘Walking Dead’ pictures that don’t actually tell you anything about the new season.

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