Bachelor in Paradise
August 21, 2018
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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: R.I.P Brownie
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Get Mr. Rogers’ name OUT YOUR MOUTH
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: The exquisite torture of Colton Underwood
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Reunited and it feels so weird
Bachelor in Paradise
August 7, 2018
I hope you’ve packed your sunscreen, mosquito spray, ill-fitting bikinis, and raccoon-to-English dictionary, because it’s that time again: when hordes of Bachelor and Bachelorette rejects swarm upon a tiny rocky beach on the Pacific coast of Mexico to get drunk, make out, cry and then repeat the cycle all over again.
¡Arriba! ¡Abajo! ¡Al centro! ¡Pa’dentro!
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‘Bachelor in Paradise’ Enough is enough
Bachelor in Paradise
September 11, 2017
BUST OUT THE TEQUILA SHOTS, ALL-4-WELLS, AND HAND ME THAT OVERSIZED SOMBRERO, IT’S THE SEASON FINALE OF THIS CLUSTERFUCK OF A SEASON, AND WE ALL GET TO GO HOME NOW! ¡AYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI!
People are worried that something unspeakably tragic is going to happen on ‘The Walking Dead.’ People need to calm down.
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Welcome to Paradise, now GTFO.
Bachelor in Paradise
August 14 & 15, 2017
As you and the entire world knows, after two days of filming this summer, production on Bachelor in Paradise abruptly and dramatically shut down and all of the contestants were flown home. Something mysterious — and still not thoroughly explained — happened between contestants DeMario Jackson and Corinne Olympios, alarming producers and instigating a two-week investigation. From what I gather, the gist of it was Corinne, hopped up on champagne and pills, initiated something in the pool with DeMario and some of the producers were worried it wasn’t consensual. However, the lawyers decided it was, and two weeks later, everyone but Corinne and DeMario returned to Paradise to drink fruity drinks and rub their bits and pieces together. Crisis averted!
Except not, because they still had to say something about it on the show.
So how’d they do?
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