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‘The Bachelor’: All aboard the Vomit Comet
‘The Bachelor’: Booby trap
The Bachelor
January 9, 2016
‘The Bachelor:’ This Asshole Again.
The Bachelor
January 2, 2016
Welcome back to another season of America’s notion of a “romantic” reality show, The Bachelor. This season, for reasons that can only be explained by “2016,” we will be following the amorous exploits of perennial Bachelorette loser, Nick Viall.
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Sweatily ever after
Bachelor in Paradise
September 5, 2016
Finally, amigos. Finally. It’s time to fumigate the Palapa de Rejection for Zika and social diseases, and so our rejects must pair up and vete. And not a moment too soon for my liver and my sense of dignity.
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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Please do not take romantic advice from murder parrots.
Bachelor in Paradise
August 15, 2016
Last we left him, Boner had been unceremoniously dumped by Carly. Driven to insanity desperation, he drafted a fake date card for himself and Token Single Mom, who up to this point had been attached to Josh by the tonsils following their date. This is not a plan! This is madness! Continue reading “‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Please do not take romantic advice from murder parrots.”
Just a reminder: Netflix still hasn’t renewed ‘Stranger Things’
- I’m still not sure why Netflix hasn’t announced that Stranger Things has been renewed — I mean, Netflix renewed Flaked and Love without even thinking about it. Flaked and Love? What are those? EXACTLY. But the point is that the Duffer Brothers promise that in the second season — which we all know will happen — there will be justice for Barb.
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‘The Bachelorette’: At last.
The Bachelorette: Ashley and J.P.’s Wedding
December 16, 2012
‘The Bachelorette’: Kiss and tell
The Bachelorette
“The Men Tell All”
July 16, 2012