Hey, NRA, keep your filthy blood-covered hands off of Leslie Knope, you fucking monsters

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I’m going to laugh at this story about the Real Housewives of New York being trapped on a cruise from hell because if I focus on real news, I’ll become stabby

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Will Maggie be ‘The Walking Dead’s’ next victim? Maybe! (But probably not.) (Updated: But maybe?)

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‘The Walking Dead,’ ‘Mute,’ ‘The Women Tell All,’ more Olympics and the rest of everything you don’t want to miss on TV this week.

 

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Happy Presidents Day, Future President Oprah!

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And now Al Franken is the most recent man to disappoint me. Goddammit.

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All glory to the U.S. Men’s Hockey Team! All Glory to Cheetah Girls! All Glory to Zoich!

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DO IT FOR THE PUPPIES, GUS KENWORTHY! Do it for the puppies.

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In Sochi, Skate Figures You

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Ladies’ Slopestyle, Men’s Downhill Skiing, Siberian ice caves and other things I care more about than Ski Jumping

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