Roll out the robots, it’s time to shut down the 2014 Disaster Olympics

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In Sochi, Bob Sleds You (On Your Face)

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In which someone else ice skates to Prince, because Prince is magic

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In Sochi, Boring Olympics You (I Don’t Even Know Anymore)

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In Sochi, Dance Ices You

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Leave Bode Miller alone!

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All glory to the U.S. Men’s Hockey Team! All Glory to Cheetah Girls! All Glory to Zoich!

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DO IT FOR THE PUPPIES, GUS KENWORTHY! Do it for the puppies.

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In Sochi, Skate Figures You

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Hey, Shaun White, what’s the Russian word for “YOLO?”

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