Ryan Lochte received the ‘Dancing with the Stars’ welcome I think we can all agree he deserved.

I can’t wait to hear Ryan Lochte’s version of what happened on last night’s Dancing with the Stars. Related: I don’t know when this became a Ryan Lochte blog, but here we are.

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The Emmys, ‘American Horror Story,’ ‘Dancing with the Stars,’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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FX keeps murdering my shows. Stop murdering my shows, FX.

FX has cancelled the funny and bold Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll after only two seasons in their ongoing purge. What did I ever do to you, FX? Why are you trying to hurt me? Continue reading “FX keeps murdering my shows. Stop murdering my shows, FX.”

Let’s start speculating wildly on who Jim Broadbent is going to play on ‘Game of Thrones.’ I’ll start.

Oscar-winning actor Jim Broadbent has joined the cast of Game of Thrones for a “significant” role. Continue reading “Let’s start speculating wildly on who Jim Broadbent is going to play on ‘Game of Thrones.’ I’ll start.”

Texas: 0 days without being a national embarrassment

Governor Good Hair, Ryan “Jeah” Lochte, My Girl Crush Laurie Hernandez, Vanilla Ice, Amber Rose, Marcia Brady, Babyface, Marilu Henner, someone named Jake T. Austin, Terra Jole, Jana Kramer. Continue reading “Texas: 0 days without being a national embarrassment”

‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘Walking Dead’ spoilers are coming.

Reports are starting to filter in from the Game of Thrones sets, and this one regarding Daenerys and her movements is particularly interesting. But seriously, don’t click the clicky if you’d prefer to remain pure and unspoiled. Continue reading “‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘Walking Dead’ spoilers are coming.”

Let’s see if we can find something to temper our all-consuming rage over the Leslie Jones hack.

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