‘The Bachelorette,’ ‘Carpool Karaoke,’ ‘Love Connection’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

MONDAY

The Bachelorette: Oh Rachel, you are so much better than this. But I am not better than all the box wine which I will be drinking while you do this to yourself. Season premiere. 8 p.m., ABC

The Late Late Show Carpool Karaoke: Katy Perry and Jennifer Lopez buckle up for an all new special. 9 p.m., CBS

Jane the Virgin: Will Rogelio and Xo make it down the aisle? It’s a telenovela so there is a good chance that the answer is no. Season finale.  8 p.m., The CW

Princess Diana: Her Life, Her Death, The Truth: A look at the investigations into the Princess’ death. 7 p.m. CBS

Suite Francaise: Michelle Williams stars in this film based on the Irène Némirovsky about a woman in Occupied France who falls in love with a German soldier.  9 p.m. Lifetime

Supergirl: “Nevertheless, She Persisted.” Season finale. 7 p.m., The CW

TUESDAY

Casual: The third season of the acerbic family comedy. Hulu

Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King: The Daily Show contributor’s stand-up special Netflix

Brooklyn Nine-Nine: Pimento’s back for the season finale. 7 p.m., Fox

Dancing with the Stars: A winner is chosen and it won’t be Simone Biles. Season finale 7:30 p.m., ABC

Great News: One-hour season finale. 7 p.m., NBC

Bull: Season finale. 8 p.m., CBS

The Voice: A winner is chosen in the season finale. 8 p.m., NBC

WEDNESDAY

Dirty Dancing: Abigail Breslin, Debra Messing and Colt Prattes star in this completely unnecessary remake of the classic Patrick Swayze movie. 7 p.m., ABC

Arrow: Season finale. 7 p.m., The CW

Shots Fired: Season finale. 7 p.m., Fox

Survivor: Final tribal council. 7 p.m., CBS

The 100: Season finale. 8 p.m., The CW

Law & Order: SVU: Two-hour season finale. 8 p.m., NBC

THURSDAY

Red Nose Day: The cast of the worst holiday movie ever, Love, Actually, reunite. 9 p.m., NBC

Love Connection: I am not even going to lie, I am going to watch every episode of this reboot starring Andy Cohen. Series premiere. 8 p.m., Fox

Beat Shazam: Jamie Foxx hosts this Name That Tune update. Series premiere. 7 p.m., Fox

FRIDAY

Bloodline: The third and final season. Netflix

Long Strange Trip: Jerry Garcia, blah blah blah. Amazon

War Machine: This is a Brad Pitt movie that is loosely based on General McChrystal. OK.  Netflix

SATURDAY

Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath: A two-hour special about what has happened since the series aired. 8 p.m., A&E

The Breakfast Club: How has this not been remade yet? No, seriously. I don’t want it to be, I’m just shocked it hasn’t happened yet. 8:20 p.m. HBO Comedy West

Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: OH HEY I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT THIS IS BACK LAST WEEK HA HA HA I’M AN IDIOT Netflix

SUNDAY

The Godfather marathon: It’s only the first two, so it’s the perfect Godfather marathon! 12 p.m., AMC

Harry Potter marathon: If it’s a holiday, there’s gonna be a Harry Potter marathon on Freeform, thems the rules.  6 a.m., Freeform

Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown marathon: A bunch of episodes that aren’t the Houston one. 7 p.m., CNN

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