Bachelor in Paradise
August 29, 2017
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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Crustacean humor is the lowest form of humor
In which I try to pretend that I can focus on anything other than Harvey and talk about TV stuff again. So, I don’t know, here’s some ‘Game of Thrones’ stuff, I guess?
The ‘Twin Peaks’ finale, Corinne speaks on ‘Bachelor in Paradise,’ ‘Little Evil’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Looks like orphans have ruined true love once again.
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: In which we discover that Dean is actually a complete dick
‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Welcome to Paradise, now GTFO.
Bachelor in Paradise
August 14 & 15, 2017
As you and the entire world knows, after two days of filming this summer, production on Bachelor in Paradise abruptly and dramatically shut down and all of the contestants were flown home. Something mysterious — and still not thoroughly explained — happened between contestants DeMario Jackson and Corinne Olympios, alarming producers and instigating a two-week investigation. From what I gather, the gist of it was Corinne, hopped up on champagne and pills, initiated something in the pool with DeMario and some of the producers were worried it wasn’t consensual. However, the lawyers decided it was, and two weeks later, everyone but Corinne and DeMario returned to Paradise to drink fruity drinks and rub their bits and pieces together. Crisis averted!
Except not, because they still had to say something about it on the show.
So how’d they do?

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