MONDAY
Bachelor in Paradise: Have the antibiotics ready, this garbage show is back. I will be blogging it, but it will have to wait a few days, I’m afraid. Season premiere. 7 p.m., ABC
The Real Housewives of Dallas: WHAT? STEPHANIE AND BRANDI HATE EACH OTHER? I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS REAL ANYMORE. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Bravo
Shadowhunters: A traitor is revealed in the season finale. 7 p.m., Freeform
TUESDAY
Bachelor in Paradise: That’s right. Four hours of this nonsense every week. Heaven help us. 7 p.m., ABC
The Murder of Laci Peterson: This six-episode documentary examines the brutal murder of Laci Peterson and includes interviews with her dirtbag husband, Scott. Series premiere. 9 p.m., A&E
Haunted Towns: Bet you didn’t know that entire towns can be haunted. Series premiere. 9 p.m., DA
WEDNESDAY
The Real Housewives of New York City: Reunion: OOH, YES, LET’S TALK ABOUT TOM THE CHEATER. 8 p.m., Bravo
Broadchurch: Series finale for the bleak, but compelling police drama that features TWO Doctor Whos! 9 p.m., BBCA
Marlon: Marlon Wayans gets his own sitcom, and you can tell NBC has confidence in it as they are debuting it in late summer and burning off two episodes at a time. Series premiere. 8 p.m., NBC
THURSDAY
Project Runway: WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK. Season premiere. 7 p.m., Lifetime
Girlfriend’s Guide to Divorce: Abby and Barbara launch their lifestyle blog in the season premiere. 9 p.m., Bravo
Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Bust out the mashed potatoes.
5:41, Starz Classic
FRIDAY
Marvel’s The Defenders: The entire reason Iron Fist was renewed for a second season. Series premiere. Netflix
What Happened to Monday?: A dystopian thriller about a group of septuplets. See below. Netflix
The Birds: The birds aren’t playing around. 7 p.m., TCM
SATURDAY
Halt and Catch Fire: Donna launches a new venture in the season premiere. 8 p.m., AMC
Cops: The 1,000 episode. Somehow, it’s only been 1,000 episodes. 7 p.m., Spike
Nocturnal Animals: This strange movie received such mixed reviews that it almost requires to be viewed. 7 p.m., HBO
SUNDAY
Game of Thrones: Y’ALL, IT’S THE PENULTIMATE EPISODE AND IT IS 75 MINUTES LONG! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN?!? 8 p.m., HBO
Episodes: Oh! The final season of this underrated sitcom begins! 9 p.m., Showtime
The Last Ship: The crew of the Nathan James faces another disaster in the season premiere. 8 p.m., TNT