Month: November 2016
Jon Stewart would like to talk to us reasonably about Donald Trump but I’m too busy setting my hair on fire to listen.
‘Married to Medicine: Houston’: Welcome to Hustle Town
Married to Medicine: Houston
“Houston, We Have a Problem”
November 11, 2016
“This is Houston, Texas, baby. It’s oil, NASA and medicine. And who runs the medical world? We do. So saddle up because whether you are a doctor or a doctor’s wife, we do everything bigger in Texas. We are the new generation of medicine. Although there are rules to our medical world, sometimes rules have to be broken. The stakes are high when you are married to medicine.”
This is how it begins.
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‘Hawaii Five-0’: Pick a base
Hawaii Five-0
“Hana Komo Pae”
November 11, 2016
Will Grover is getting ready for the winter formal. He’s shaving? I think? It looks more like his sweet baby face is having an argument with the razor. He’s one stroke away from slicing off most of his right cheek.
Grover gives his son a few shaving tips before offering to teach Will some of his sweet, sweet dance moves. You know what they used to call Grover back in the day?
drum drum drum SUGAR FOOT!
Not freaked out enough right now? David Blaine is here to fix that for you, Drake and Dave Chappelle.
I’m going to think about the fantasy world of ‘Game of Thrones’ because I can’t deal with our real world right now.
‘Supernatural’: Time and space
Supernatural
“American Nightmare”
November 3, 2016
THEN: “You must be one of us. One of the psychics. We’re all a part of something.”
NOW
The church bells ring. Sunlight streams through the stained glass windows. A small group of parishioners offer their morning devotions. A woman stands in the back of the sanctuary, framed by the open doors. She walks slowly down the center aisle. Blood pours from the puncture wounds in her feet. There are matching marks on her palms. A woman praying in a pew screams as she passes by.
‘Hawaii Five-0’: Doris is the worst
Hawaii Five-0
“Ka makuahine a me ke keikikane”
November 4, 2016
drum drum drum 150 EPISODES!
Moonlight is hard at work in the McKitchen preparing the perfect dinner and dessert. Y’all, if the writers ever run out of ridiculous ways to kill tourists I would totally watch H50 as a cooking show. He puts on a sports coat, lights the candles, and is just pouring the wine as the doorbell dings. He opens the door for Lynn, who I don’t think we’ve seen since they had that one date last season.
And I’m just going to say it. She looks like she’s cosplaying Pretty Woman. That shade of blonde and those bangs are not cute.
‘Timeless’: Victory or Death
Timeless
“The Alamo”
October 31, 2016
March 5, 1836
Fellow citizens & compatriots –
I am besieged, by a thousand or more of the Mexicans under Santa Anna—I have sustained a continual Bombardment & cannonade for 24 hours & have not lost a man—I shall never surrender or retreat. Then, I call on you in the name of Liberty, of patriotism & everything dear to the American character, to come to our aid, with all dispatch—The enemy is receiving reinforcements daily & will no doubt increase to three or four thousand in four or five days. If this call is neglected, I am determined to sustain myself as long as possible & die like a soldier who never forgets what is due to his own honor & that of his country—Victory or Death.
Lt. Col. William Barret Travis
The Alamo
‘Mars,’ ‘Good Behavior,’ David Blaine, ‘American Horror Story’ and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week.
Sammi Rotibi as Robert Foucault a Nigerian mechanical engineer and roboticist. The global event series MARS premieres November 14 at 8/9c in the U.S. and internationally Sunday November 13 on the National Geographic Channel. (photo credit: National Geographic Channels/Robert Viglasky)
HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER – ABC’s “How to Get Away with Murder” stars Matt McGorry as Asher Millstone, Karla Souza as Laurel Castillo, Aja Naomi King as Michaela Pratt, Alfred Enoch as Wes Gibbins, Jack Falahee as Connor Walsh, Academy-Award Nominee Viola Davis as Professor Annalise Keating, Liza Weil as Bonnie Winterbottom, Billy Brown as Nate and Charlie Weber as Frank Delfino. (ABC/Bob D’Amico)