Jon Stewart would like to talk to us reasonably about Donald Trump but I’m too busy setting my hair on fire to listen.

Jon Stewart went on CBS This Morning to discuss Donald Trump: “He wants to make America great again, but nobody said to him, ‘Well, what is it that makes America great?” Stewart also talks about not labeling all Trump voters as racist because he is a good and reasonable human being.

Speaking of reasonable behavior, Megyn Kelly’s book came out on Tuesday and has already been trolled by Trump supporters.

Because here’s a fun story in which a Fox executive had to tell Trump’s personal attorney to stop retweeting death threats about Kelly: “And what Bill Shine said to Michael Cohen was, ‘Let me put it to you in terms you can understand: If Megyn Kelly gets killed it is not going help your candidate.’” This is terrifying.

Almost as terrifying as this former Navy SEAL suggesting that Trump’s plan for a Muslim registry will be found constitutional because of our previous history with interment camps on Megyn Kelly’s show last night.

Billy on the Street had the best statement on Trump’s nationalism without ever once mentioning his name with this game, “Immigrant or Real American.” The first two minutes are hilarious, but if you want to skip straight to the game, begin the video at 1:52.

Sesame Street, upping their troll game. 

Andy Cohen does not like Trump and for very good reasons:

Cohen had previously served as a pageant host, until Trump decided to host the Miss Universe contest in Russia. In response, the Watch What Happens Live! host penned a letter to Trump expressing his feelings on the matter. “I said, ‘I’m not comfortable because all these laws have passed in Russia,’” Cohen said during an EW SiriusXM Town Hall interview that’s also the latest installment of The Jess Cagle Interview. “’I feel not truthful standing up there talking about what a great place Russia is, as a gay man, and would you consider moving it?’”

But when news broke that the Bravo producer had refused to go to Russia for the gig, Trump responded — just not to Cohen’s request. “[He] called Page Six and told them that I had never been offered the job,” recalls Cohen.

Cool, cool, cool. So cool. Everything is totally cool and not completely on fire.

BYE, DUCK DYNASTY, BYE. TAKE YOUR NASTY RACIST SEXIST UNCLE PHIL AND GET STUFFED.

Yeah, No Tomorrow turns out to have been an apt name for that series. It and Frequency will only receive 13 episodes this season which strongly suggests they will be cancelled.

Meanwhile, The CW has announced their mid-season schedule  and Supernatural is moving to a 7 p.m. time slot for the first time ever.

Break out your calendars, here are a bunch of return and premiere dates: 

  • The Originals returns on The CW on March 17.
  • Harlots premieres on Hulu on March 29. 
  • iZombie returns on The CW on April 4.
  • The Handsmaid’s Tale premieres on Hulu in April.
  • Casual returns to Hulu on May 23rd.

Channel Zero returns sometime next year. The first season,”Candle Cove,” had its finale last night, and it was the most nightmarish series I think I have ever seen, in the sense that it literally felt like being in a waking nightmare. It’s not a show for everyone, but what they did, they did well.

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee has been picked up for 2017, and will move to Wednesdays. THANK THE GOODNESS.

In other renewals:

NO BIG DEAL, Y’ALL, BUT LOVE IS DEAD.

Hey, Game of Thrones nerds, here are Benioff and Weiss discussing the whole writing and creative process.

Madonna is going to be in your Carpool Karaoke soon, needs to cut it out with the duck face:

To d’oh or not to d’oh: Homer Simpson is the subject of a philosophy class at the University of Glasgow.

The man who made Trump into a national celebrity is starting his own faith-based network.

Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network is being sued for sexual harassment in a very weird case.

The woman who wrote the last classic Doctor Who episode — classic in the sense of “before the reboot” — is returning to write an episode next season.

“Writing is the goodest thing for movies when you watch the movies the writing is what makes the actors go I like writing,” Patton Oswalt wrote in a statement about returning to host the 2017 Writers Guild Awards. We love Patton Oswalt.

Fox is developing The Building, a parallel universe fantasy series from Neil Gaiman, so that’s interesting.

In other development news:

WATCH THIS

Supernatural: Hunters are being picked off one by one. 8 p.m., The CW

How to Get Away with Murder: We finally learn who is under that sheet in the fall finale. 9 p.m., ABC

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Nicole Kidman, Michael Shannon, Miranda Lambert Late Night with Seth Meyers: Rebecca Romijn, Michael Che, Atom Willard The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Amy Adams, Simone Biles, Jeff “The Bear Man” Watson The Late Late Show with James Corden: Eddie Redmayne, Jessica Chastain, Iliza Shlesinger Jimmy Kimmel Live: Billy Crystal, Jeezy featuring French Montana Conan: Adam Sandler, David Spade, Nick Swardson, Norm Macdonald, Rob Schneider, clipping. The Daily Show: George Packer Watch What Happens Live: Sterling K. Brown, Dennis Quaid

THURS 7:00 7:30 8:00 8:30 9:00 9:30
ABC Grey’s Anatomy
(new)
Notorious
(new)
How to Get Away With Murder
(new)
CBS The Big Bang Theory
(new)
The Great Indoors
(new)
Mom
(new)
Life in Pieces
(new)
Pure Genius
(new)
CW DC’s Legends of Tomorrow
(new)
Supernatural
(new)
News/Local
FOX Rosewood
(new)
Pitch
(new)
News/Local
NBC NFL: Saints at Panthers
(live)
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