It’s Labor Day which means a couple of things: I’m taking the day off and therefore have no TV news to share, and the fall television season will soon begin. Here is an enormous gallery of television shows, new and returning, with their premiere dates. Foolish Watcher: Not afraid to be servicey! Continue reading “Real television is (almost) back! It’s (almost) time to get excited!”
Bachelor in Paradise
August 29, 2016
Before we get started on this recap that felt like it took me 96 hours to write, because maybe it did, I passed out somewhere in the middle and I can’t be entirely sure, we have to address the big news out of infuriatingly-so-called “Bachelor Nation” this week: Nick Viall is going to be the Bachelor for next season: The Bachelor: Some Folks Never Learn. Continue reading “‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Things fall apart”
Bachelor in Paradise
August 22, 2016
We begin this episode as we have begun most episodes over the past two seasons: with Khaste Kardashian making Cousin Max miserable, sobbing and keening that SHE LOOOOOOVES HIM, WHY DOESN’T HE LOOOOOOOVE HER, SHE KNOWS THAT HE DOES, DEEP DOWN HE LOOOOOOVES HER TOO, JUST SAY IT. SAY IT. Continue reading “‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Surprise, bitch”
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Reports are starting to filter in from the Game of Thrones sets, and this one regarding Daenerys and her movements is particularly interesting. But seriously, don’t click the clicky if you’d prefer to remain pure and unspoiled. Continue reading “‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘Walking Dead’ spoilers are coming.”
Bachelor in Paradise
August 15, 2016
Last we left him, Boner had been unceremoniously dumped by Carly. Driven to insanity desperation, he drafted a fake date card for himself and Token Single Mom, who up to this point had been attached to Josh by the tonsils following their date. This is not a plan! This is madness! Continue reading “‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Please do not take romantic advice from murder parrots.”
Continue reading “Maisie Williams sums up ‘Game of Thrones’ season 7 in two words: “holy BALLS””
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