‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Single white dummies

Bachelor in Paradise
August 8, 2016

Bachelor in Paradise ended its first episode with a big cliffhanger: would “Hurricane Chad” just take his lunch meats and go, or would he attack the robe-wearing, mimosa-drinking Chris Harrison on his way out? DRAMA!

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Hunker down

Bachelor in Paradise
August 2, 2016

Now that Bachelor Ben has “found love” with some stewardess, whatever her name was, Lori? Lulu? Loni? Who cares? and Jojo the Unicorn is “engaged” to some NFL player’s less talented younger brother, it’s time to throw a decontamination tent over the Bachelor McMansion and take the rejects down to Mexico to get drunk and exchange bodily fluids.

Three hours a week of this, you guys. And that’s not counting a fourth hour of “After Paradise” nonsense that I am definitely not watching. You can’t make me.

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Jungle love

Bachelor in Paradise
September 7, 2015

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Hello darkness, my old friend

Bachelor in Paradise
September 6, 2015

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Sham(an) wedding

Bachelor in Paradise
August 31, 2015

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Just desserts

Bachelor in Paradise
August 23, 2015

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Los villanos gonna vill.

Bachelor in Paradise
August 16, 2015

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Ay yi yi.

Bachelor in Paradise
August 10, 2015

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Catastrophic theater

Bachelor in Paradise
August 9, 2015

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‘Bachelor in Paradise’: Tantric NOga

Bachelor in Paradise
August 3, 2015

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