‘Supernatural’: At least we’re not psycho goat people

Supernatural
“The Memory Remains”
April 13, 2017

THEN: “These hunters are out of control. Exterminate them.”

NOW

SPN_Dont go in the woods

Well if that’s not reason enough to stay out of the woods, I don’t know what is.

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‘The Real Housewives of New York City’: Surprise, bitch

The Real Housewives of New York
“The Politics of Friendship”
May 3, 2017

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HBO is working on four new ‘Game of Thrones’ series. FOUR. FOUR OF THEM.

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‘Supernatural’: No one cares

Supernatural
“The British Invasion”
April 6, 2017

THEN: “Who you gonna call? Douchebusters!”

NOW

The boys walk into the Bunker to find Mick sitting in the library waiting for them. He invites them to come and have a drink with him. They boys are like, this place is supposed to warded against every evil. How did you get in? Mick is a Man of Letters. Their fortaleza is his fortaleza. Also, did they know their key opens every Chapterhouse in the world?

These boys need to change the locks. Now.

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Watch Seth Meyers cut to the dark heart of the GOP’s craptastic health care bill.

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Concern trolls demand Stephen Colbert be fired for making a Trump joke. Best of luck with that, dum-dums.

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‘Supernatural’: Things aren’t just black and white

Supernatural
“Ladies Drink Free”
March 30, 2017

THEN: “I solemnly swear not to hunt like a dumbass.

NOW

Sam and Dean are waiting in the BMoL’s ops room. By their expressions, they’ve been waiting a while. Dean checks his watch and turns for the door. He says getting jobs from these Richards is one thing, but he didn’t sign up for the reporting for duty crap. Especially when they’re late.

Mick walks in with apologies. He and Dean hiss and spit at each other until Sam steers them back to the case. A brother and sister were attacked in the woods in Wisconsin. The girl, Hayden, is in the hospital. Her brother Ben had his heart ripped out.

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‘Supernatural’: Us. Together.

Supernatural
“Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell”
March 11, 2017

THEN: “Hellhounds, Dean. Your favorite!”

NOW

The boys stagger into the Bunker after days on the road and three consecutive hunts. Dean calls it one for the books. He’s carrying a trophy. A baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire.

A baseball bat.

Wrapped.

In barbed wire.

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Watch Jimmy Kimmel tearfully defend Obamacare and rebuke Trump in the wake of his newborn’s health crisis

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‘Sense8,’ ‘Lucifer,’ ‘Saturday Night Live’ (maybe) and everything else you don’t want to miss on TV this week

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