Dear News:
Please stop breaking at 5 p.m. (6 p.m ET). You are killing us.
Signed,
Late Night Writers
Month: May 2017
Get ready to do the chicken dance, ‘Arrested Development’ is officially returning for a fifth season
‘American Gods’: If I had a hammer
American Gods
“The Secret of Spoons”
May 7, 2013
Short Version
After being saved by an anonymous hero, Shadow Moon gets patched up and demands to know what the actual hell is going on, but Mr. Wednesday remains maddeningly vague. Shadow packs up his wife’s house and he and Wednesday hit the road. On a stop at Target or a Target equivalent, Shadow is propositioned by Lucille Ball to come work for her. He politely declines. He and Mr. Wednesday head to Chicago where they have dinner with Czernobog and the Zorya Sisters, where Mr. Wednesday tries to convince a reluctant Czernobog to come to a meeting. Instead, Czernobog challenges Shadow to a game of checkers: if Shadow wins, he’ll attend the meeting, if Czernobog wins, he gets to bash Shadow’s head in with a hammer. Either way, Shadow does not seem to get very much out of this particular wager. Shadow loses, again, and you’d think he’d have learned his lesson about making bets with supernatural beings by now.
The crazy out of the White House is happening so fast, Late Night can barely keep up
Trailer Park: ‘Ghosted,’ ‘The Orville,’ ‘LA to Vegas,’ ‘Preacher,’ ‘The Resident,’ ‘The Defiant Ones,’ ‘Life of Kylie’ and bonus ‘This is Us’ crytime
All the TV news is happening at upfronts so let’s laugh at this writer who didn’t know that Marfa was real
Trailer Park: ‘GLOW,’ ‘The Brave,’ ‘Law & Order True Crime: The Menendez Murders’ ‘Will & Grace,’ ‘Deception,’ ‘Splitting Up Together’ and ‘The Gifted’
‘Twin Peaks,’ ’12 Monkeys,’ and all of the season finales that you don’t want to miss on TV this week.
12 MONKEYS — “Pilot” Episode 101 — Pictured: Aaron Stanford as Cole — (Photo by: Alicia Gbur/Syfy)
DOWNWARD DOG – ABC’s “Downward Dog” stars Ned as Martin and Allison Tolman as Nan. (ABC/Bob D’Amico)
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Because he didn’t have enough to distract him, George R.R. Martin is now saying there will be 5 ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel pilots
‘Supernatural’: Just like that, it’s gone
Supernatural
“Twigs & Twine & Tasha Banes”
May 4, 2017
THEN: “Dad’s on a hunting trip. And he hasn’t been home in a few days.”
NOW
Rock River, Wyoming. A wee little smart car pulls up to the Mountain Slumber boarding house. Tasha Banes is greeted by another guest when she steps into the lobby. The bitchy old broad is so clearly the monster she’s hunting that Tasha should just shoot, stab, and/or immolate her on the spot and be done.
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