Dear News:
Please stop breaking at 5 p.m. (6 p.m ET). You are killing us.
Signed,
Late Night Writers
Seth Meyers marvels at how Trump predicted everything that is happening — he just got the name of the president wrong.
Stephen Colbert extends some sympathy to the White House press staffers.
Jimmy Kimmel specifically feels for poor Spicey:
Jimmy Kimmel also helps educate our children in one of the most cynical but accurate things I’ve ever seen:
“I hope the Republicans’ new health care system is good, because I’m getting whiplash from all these scandals.” — Trevor Noah, who barely touched upon the Comey scandal, focusing on the Trump sharing secrets with THE RUSSIANS scandal instead:
And look! Even Little Jimmy Fallon gets in on the politics game:
Speaking of Jimmy Fallon, you guys really hurt his fee-fees when you got SO MAD at him for normalizing Donald Trump.
“I’m a people pleaser,” he said. “If there’s one bad thing on Twitter about me, it will make me upset. So, after this happened, I was devastated. I didn’t mean anything by it. I was just trying to have fun.”
Sorry, Jimmy, not sorry.