Roseanne Barr is threatening us with another show because no one has learned a damned thing.

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Let’s look at the pretty dummies who will be on ‘Bachelor in Paradise’ this season to distract us from the fact that everything is officially shit. Officially.

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Tom Arnold is exactly the trash hero this trash country deserves

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We can talk about the ‘Westworld’ finale just as soon as you listen to this recording of children crying for their parents in one of our detention centers

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Let’s talk about ‘Game of Thrones’ and ‘The Walking Dead’ right after we talk about this fascist fucking policy of separating families that the GOP is currently engaged in

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Hey, can someone remind me who the “snowflakes” are again? Because John Schneider appears to be having a Goddamned meltdown over here.

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President Toddler Fingers is trying to turn Philadelphia Eagles fans against the Philadelphia Eagles so good luck with that, fucko

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ABC is doing its best to make a ‘Roseanne’ spinoff happen — would you watch?

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In which all the news is about ‘Roseanne’ so of course President Narcissistic Personality Disorder makes it all about himself

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