‘The Bachelor’: A total wreck

The Bachelor
January 8, 2018

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Late night contemplates President Oprah and how Troog is, like, really smart

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In which I learn that “Bachelor Winter Games” is going to ruin my entire February

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: TAKE A XANAX.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Reunion, Part 3”
April 25, 2017

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‘Supernatural’: Angel heart

Supernatural
“Angel Heart”
April 29, 2015
Originally published May 12, 2015

THEN: “Promise my family will be okay.”

NOW

Jimmy Novak walks through the front door. He calls his wife’s name. Amelia rushes down the stairs and into his arms. She sobs that she thought she’d lost him again. Jimmy says Castiel is gone. He’s home now. It’s okay. It’s okay …

Claire strokes her husband’s face. Dark blood begins to seep through the sleeve of her cardigan. Jimmy doesn’t notice. He asks how Claire is. Amelia’s face crumples and she cries out.

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