‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: Thisclose to death

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“It’s Expensive to Be Me”
January 17, 2017

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: Game Fight, the Threequel

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Compromising Positions”
January 1, 2017

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: SnatchChat

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“Pantygate”
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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: I see London, I see France, I see you’re not wearing underpants

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Going Commando”
December 20, 2106

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: OK, but what the hell is a ‘Buddha Lounge’?

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“The Buddha Bentley Birthday”
December 13, 2017

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: It’s her party and she’ll starve you if she wants to

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Stronger Than Ever”
December 6, 2016

Darlings. Forgive me. I am, somehow, improbably, a full 9 weeks behind with this season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I have nothing to blame but the holidays and the fact that the world appears to be on fucking fire. I am going to do my best to catch up with a Vanderthon of blog posts, roughly one a day, and try to get this over-Botoxed nonsense back on track. Please come back to me.

Kiss kiss, T.

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It’s Election Day. We can get through this. It might require a comic amount of alcohol, but we can get through this.

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: The long goodbye

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Reunion, Part 1”
April 19, 2016

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: Divorced from reality

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Who Do You Believe?”
April 12, 2016

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‘The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’: Caught in the Middle East with you

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
“Goodbye, Dubai”
April, 5, 2016

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