If you haven’t watched Eminem’s attack on our fucking moron of a president yet, do yourself a favor and watch it now

If you thought I wasn’t going to lead with this Eminem video from last night’s BET Hip-Hop Awards in which he thoroughly trashes Donald Trump, you haven’t been paying attention. He goes after Trump for everything from Puerto Rico, to racism, to tax cuts, to his attacks on Muslims and immigrants, to John McCain, to the NFL, to gun control and it is delicious.

The lyrics, just so you don’t miss a single thing:

“It’s the calm before the storm right here
Wait, how was I gonna start this off?
I forgot… oh, yeah
That’s an awfully hot coffee pot
Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not
But that’s all I got ’til I come up with a solid plot
Got a plan and now I gotta hatch it
Like a damn Apache with a tomahawk
Imma walk inside a mosque on Ramadan
And say a prayer that every time Melania talks
She gets a mou… Ahh, Imma stop
But we better give Obama props
‘Cause what we got in office now’s a kamikaze
That’ll probably cause a nuclear holocaust
And while the drama pops
And he waits for shit to quiet down, he’ll just gas his plane up and fly around ’til the bombing stops
Intensities heightened, tensions are risin’
Trump, when it comes to giving a shit, you’re stingy as I am
Except when it comes to having the balls to go against me, you hide ’em
‘Cause you don’t got the fucking nuts like an empty asylum
Racism’s the only thing he’s fantastic for
‘Cause that’s how he gets his fucking rocks off and he’s orange
Yeah, sick tan
That’s why he wants us to disband
‘Cause he cannot withstand
The fact we’re not afraid of Trump
Fuck walkin’ on eggshells, I came to stomp
That’s why he keeps screamin’ ‘Drain the swamp’
‘Cause he’s in quicksand
It’s like we take a step forwards, then backwards
But this is his form of distraction
Plus, he gets an enormous reaction
When he attacks the NFL so we focus on that
Instead of talking Puerto Rico or gun reform for Nevada
All these horrible tragedies and he’s bored and would rather
Cause a Twitter storm with the Packers
Then says he wants to lower our taxes
Then who’s gonna pay for his extravagant trips
Back and forth with his fam to his golf resorts and his mansions?
Same shit that he tormented Hillary for and he slandered
Then does it more
From his endorsement of Bannon
Support for the Klansmen
Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that’s black
And comes home from Iraq
And is still told to go back to Africa
Fork and a dagger in this racist 94-year-old grandpa
Who keeps ignoring our past historical, deplorable factors
Now if you’re a black athlete, you’re a spoiled little brat for
Tryina use your platform or your stature
To try to give those a voice who don’t have one
He says, ‘You’re spittin’ in the face of vets who fought for us, you bastards!’
Unless you’re a POW who’s tortured and battered
‘Cause to him you’re zeros
‘Cause he don’t like his war heroes captured
That’s not disrespecting the military
Fuck that! This is for Colin, ball up a fist!
And keep that shit balled like Donald the bitch!
‘He’s gonna get rid of all immigrants!’
‘He’s gonna build that thang up taller than this!’
Well, if he does build it, I hope it’s rock solid with bricks
‘Cause like him in politics, I’m using all of his tricks
‘Cause I’m throwin’ that piece of shit against the wall ’til it sticks
And any fan of mine who’s a supporter of his
I’m drawing in the sand a line: you’re either for or against
And if you can’t decide who you like more and you’re split
On who you should stand beside, I’ll do it for you with this:
Fuck you!
The rest of America stand up
We love our military, and we love our country
But we fucking hate Trump”
Delicious.

Meanwhile, this morning, Fucking Moron Donald Trump has been busily tweeting threats at NBC for running the Fucking Moron story and today’s reporting about how he wanted a tenfold increase in nuclear weapons on account of being a fucking moron.

This is not how this works. This is not normal. This man is a menace to truth and our democracy, she said for the one-millionth god damn time.

Some Harvey Weinstein junk:

Some HUGE names in the business came forward yesterday to say he harassed them, and now every single person in Hollywood has come out to denounce Weinstein — I’m not going to bother linking them all because we’ll be here all day. The exemption was Lindsay Lohan who felt sorry for him for a second in an Instagram video before pulling it. Girl, he can’t give you a movie role, you don’t have to be nice.

His wife is leaving his disgusting ass.

He’s flying to Europe to get “therapy.” Otherwise called “Polansking.”

USC doesn’t want any of his filthy money.

BAFTA just suspended his membership. Your move, AMPAS.

Ronan Farrow was the author of a bombshell New Yorker piece that was published yesterday that gave more details about the allegations, including information about how Manhattan District Attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. refused to press charges against Weinstein, even after the NYPD had him on tape confessing to assaulting a woman. Vance then accepted a $10,000 campaign contribution from Weinstein. Related: this is the same Manhattan District Attorney who ended an investigation into Donald Trump Jr. and Ivanka for real estate shenanigans after receiving a $25,000 campaign contribution from Trump’s lawyer. He seems like he’s on the up-and-up.

ANYWAY, THE POINT IS, Farrow brought this story first to NBC, who, for reasons that are unclear, refused to run it. Why?

The wonderful Terry Crews came forward on Twitter to tell his story of being groped by a powerful Hollywood executive.

Amazon, who is already in some trouble with their content division, is looking into deals they have with The Weinstein Company. Apparently, TWC was supposed to finance half of a $160 million David O. Russell series, and a $75 million Matt Weiner series, but haven’t seen a cent from TWC yet. Ruh-roh.

Sebastian Gorka has the very dumbest take on this story.

Meanwhile, Anthony Bourdain is the hero we need.

And Great News‘ episode this week will tackle sexual harassment. Timely! And yet it’s always timely! Because sexual harassment is a constant fucking problem in our fucking rape culture!

Things are looking good for Tormund on Game of Thrones, so have hope, Brimund shippers!

And filming is going to be postponed for one day so for Kit Harington and Rose Leslie’s wedding, so that cast and crew can attend. Be sure to wear chainmail and check your wine for poison, everyone!

Warming Glow has a collection of some amazing Game of Thrones “Halloween costumes,” but really it’s just a collection of some great cosplay. Of course any costume will be great if you look as much as the actors as some of these people do.

This one is my very favorite:

Mr. Robot returns tonight, here’s everything you need to know before going into season three.

That story that Roger Goodell is going to force NFL players to stand during the anthem? Not so fast, says the NFL.

The reason why Frankie Muniz can’t remember Malcolm in the Middle will bum you out.

13 Reasons Why had to shut down production thanks to the terrible wildfires in California. Stay safe, everyone!

STOP THROWING PIZZAS ON THE HOUSE, YOU MONSTERS.

Here’s the Saturday Night Live sketch that was cut to make room for any number of lesser bits that ran this week. It’s not great, but it is better than that dumb mouse sketch.

With news that Steven Spielberg’s series Amazing Stories is being rebooted (see below), here is a handy guide to all of the different kind of TV reboots.

Oh, Lord, Nene Leakes and Kim Zolciak are at it again, this time because Kim’s daughter filmed what appeared to be a roach in Nene’s bathroom. Obviously, lawyers are getting involved.

Go on, Neil Cavuto.

Renewals

Cancellations

In Development

Casting News

R.I.P.

Bob Schiller, Writer on I Love Lucy

Yoni Cohen, Fox executive

WATCH THIS

The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Siggy and Dolores vs. Melissa and Teresa. This should end well. 8 p.m., Bravo

Riverdale: Season premiere. 7 p.m., The CW

Dynasty: Let the slap fights begin! Series premiere. 8 p.m., The CW

Mr. Robot: Cable’s craziest series is back for presumably another baffling, mesmerizing season. Season premiere. 9 p.m., USA

The Shannara Chronicles: The fantasy series moves from MTV to Spike this season. Season premiere. 9 p.m., Spike

Chance: Season premiere. Hulu

Late Night: Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon: Margot Robbie, Stephen Moyer, Rachel Feinstein, Daveed Diggs Late Night with Seth Meyers: Taran Killam, Japandroids, Joe Russo The Late Show with Stephen Colbert: Andrew Garfield, Tracy Ullman, Wolf Parade The Late Late Show with James Corden: Josh Gad, Rachel Bloom, Michelle Dockery, Charlie Puth Jimmy Kimmel Live: Renee Zellweger, Marc Maron, Sir Rosevelt Watch What Happens Live: Lea Michele, Teresa Giudice

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Designated Survivor
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SEAL Team
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Criminal Minds
(new)
CW Riverdale
(new)
Dynasty
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Local
FOX Empire
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Star
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NBC The Blacklist
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Law & Order: SVU
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Chicago P.D.
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